do you still close the bathroom door if you go for a poo?

Nope.

crack one off on the stairs as well

no

I still open the window, though

Nope. Don't always close it when it's just me and the missus either.

I don't even close it if the wifes in, our bathroom doesn't have a window so I need all the natural light I can get as it's nicer to read in 'propper light'

I have the house to myself right now, oh the peace, the quiet, the internet sites you find……

I tend to smear 'help me' on the wall with my own faeces when left to my own devices. Anybody else do this? Oh, must be just me then.

my old man sits with the door open so he can see the telly. (when the house is/was full!)
its weird and wrong.
ive moved out

The rare times I have the house to myself, and what with all the **** I need to catch up on, I dont have time for a danger-poo.

If I had the house to myself…..I'd be typing this with my left hand 😆

Those of you that work away & stay in Premier Inns will know this ….. oh yes you do 😆

You can watch the telly from the crapper

If I had the house to myself…..I'd be typing this with my left hand

You mean if you had the house to yourself you would be w4nking whilst on the forum ? ……………….. weird 😕

No as I still want to hear the radio.

If it starts to get wiffy and you know someone will call for you soon then hell yes.

Next question?

Maybe Bling has a big screen where you can split in half-Forum and Porn while checking his email.

my old man sits with the door open so he can see the telly. (when the house is/was full!)
its weird and wrong.
ive moved out

You'll probably find he doesnt do it any more, it stopped about the time you moved out…. 😆

Yes and lock it, as one of our cats enjoys jumping out the bathroom window and has learnt how to open the door by jumping onto the handle from the bannister.

The film Home Alone was actually a documentary about my life.

You can watch the telly from the crapper

Tis true.