The C**t Flappers.

Just The Tip

Sidney Kidney and 10 miles of the M11.

nuffink

Tony Blair’s Sexy Nostril Hair.

bumsoup.

Beef curtains.

Mate was in a band called Otis lift and elevators………..always made me smile. 😀

Some friends of mine many years ago in Wellington had a band called:

“Vas Deferens” (they were bad)

Worst band name I have ever heard “Buddha Crush” they were OK but the guy I knew left as he hated the name so much !

I remember this from here a while ago, but the following technique can be used for this very thing:

Hit and hope design? …it works!

1 – Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “random” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random/url

The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 – Go to “Random quotations” or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3

The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 – Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Hehe:

I always thought “Harris and the Uists” was a good band name.

Yeti ?

The Fighting Mongooses

He’s down to one now.

Mine – Chet Sidewinder and The Photons

We’d be a SKA band with a massive horn section.

Massive Horn!

emsz – I’m assuming your teenage groupies struggled to find the location of your performances?

Darkly Thrunge

using the wikepedia method
band name – “Elaphoglossaceae”
debut album – “Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.”

but I much prefer “The Minge Hitters”

Yeti
Gotcha, sorry being v slow this afternoon. LOL

Been in ‘morbid suicide and the bitch filth’ currently in ‘in the company of bastards’ and experimenting with dance under the name ‘call a man a bitch’

Pomoan languages – wiki page
energy in our great men

Crap Thread Idea

been in Seven Dead Astronauts. Renamed to Seven Dead Americans. I left the band in 1990, shortly after that they changed the name to Bomb Circle.

Pomeranian Spit Roast (PSR)

Plastic fantastic.

My mate (who may well pop up on this thread) was in a band called Pubic Fringe. He was chatting to the bass player of a local punk band, who said ‘Pubic Fringe? that’s a shite name’.

Turns out the punk bassist is in a band called Dogshit Sandwich. Look ’em up.

no need, our bassist knows of them, I think he’s even played with them

Sidney Single Speed & the 29ers.

Nichetastic.

The Snotty Cuffs. A punk band, obviously.

4skins were a skinhead band, around at the same time as peter and the test tube babies. I would quite like a band called “The Felchers” would probably upset a few folk though!!!

Me and my mate Graham got fed up of the fact that everyone else that used to drink in the Tap and the Cas Rock was in a band, so we made one up (he played keys, I played bass and we had a drum machine. Or would have, had we existed).

Depending on who got to drop the name first… If it was Graham, we were Pubic Inferno. But if it was me, we were Millstone. Millstone were pretty heavy. I almost went with Pendulum but that sounded stupid.

Another inspired by Partridge…

Fizzy Benylin

CuntyLobsnatch

Or perhaps not.

W@nksplash.

minor womens whiplash

Oradour-sur-Vayres

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know

Just need to acquire some musical talent

I always liked pedigree scum, a punk band. An old band mate came up with Pearl harbor Necklace. We never used it but always made me laugh.

King Knut and the Front Bums

Yoghurt Clacker.

Cacaphonia

No. 57 (no repeat guarantee)

I’d form a band called CRANKSHAFT

as in a Motley Crue / Wrathchild / KISS crossover type thing.

or

LAGERFANNY