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If you dropped a 60p jar of herbs onto a £200 ceramic hob...
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Posted 8 months ago #
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ooooooof!
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Well, that's what happenz if you invoke the spirit if Mrs Chimbong without considering the consequences...
What does your lad think of you about doing such a thing?
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I would take a wild guess at it being the hob
Posted 8 months ago # -
it's karma for calling your lad a knob - at christmas
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You don't get a lot of 'herbs' for 60p these days.
Must've been in a very small jar.
Posted 8 months ago # -
In our holiday accommodation last week. Transferring the money tonight.
More arsebiscuits.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Time to upgrade to induction!
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I know. I know. I know.
*might be cheating though*
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I also reckon, hmmm, adds about 50% onto the original cost of the holiday?
Arsebuscuits indeed.
Posted 8 months ago # -
it's karma for calling your lad a knob - at christmas
I agree. I don't think you can ever be forgiven for saying such a thing about your angelic little child.
Posted 8 months ago # -
DD I know that you know
I've only just had the final figure so I'm all upset again.
it's karma for calling your lad a knob - at christmas
I agree. I don't think you can ever be forgiven for saying such a thing about your angelic little child.
Exhibit A
He's a knob.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Remember the wise saying though Harry 'Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't put it on his head"
I think that probably applies to woks too
Posted 8 months ago # -
binners speaks the truth!
i like to put the wok under my shirt and do impressions of what deadlydarcy looks like in jamie's imagination, then i have a little cry when i realise it fits neatly over my belly!
Posted 8 months ago # -
then i have a little cry when i realise it fits neatly over my belly
Skinny bastid, when I put a wok under my shirt it just looks like I have a sticky out belly button.
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More arsebiscuits.
Is this what you were cooking at the time?
Made from those arse-potatoes?Next thyme - be more careful.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Please don't pepper the forum with puns.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Sage advice there.
Posted 8 months ago # -
this thread is peppered with comments rubbing salt in the wounds...
Posted 8 months ago # -
I saw this cumin, I really did........
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obviously the op is a clumsy fecker who needs to learn to act more gingerly.
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Exhibit A
The poor little lad; he's obviously quite disturbed. And who can blame him?
I can't fit a wok under my shirt; too big.
A Balti dish works ok though.
Posted 8 months ago # -
That picture makes me laugh. Reminds me when i was young I used to get very bad hayfever but still want to go out and play in the fields around the house. The only way I could go out without my eyes turning into blamange was to wear those yellow and black swimming goggles with vaseline up my nose. God I looked a proper nutjob!
Posted 8 months ago # -
60p herb jar broke a ceramic hob?
I'll bayleaf that when i see it.
Posted 8 months ago # -
cayenne't you get it fixed?
Posted 8 months ago # -
This is anise thread now.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Thyme sure does fly when you're making puns.
Posted 8 months ago # -
as a seasoned poster you should have expected this.
Posted 8 months ago # -
you called your boy a knob? Sheesh, what a jerk
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I'm taking all this with a pinch of salt
Posted 8 months ago # -
it's all fenugreek to me.
Posted 8 months ago # -
some of these jokes are in bad taste
Posted 8 months ago # -
It's about thyme this thread was locked.
There was some sage advice above; get an induction.
You mustard known this would happen??
Posted 8 months ago # -
This thread is peppered with so many bad puns.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Have you cinnamon about repairing it, it could save you a bob or two..?
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