I’ve had a list for quite a while . Sting,Bono, Phil Collins , Coldplay , James Blunt for a kick off ! Any others ? Oh Ant and Dec and anybody vaguely connected to that type of programme ! All Z listers basically 🙂
Just a bit of fun mind 🙂

Binners.

Can I just ship myself to the island and leave all the celebrities behind… it would by much easier than making a long list!!!

Capt Kronos has a point.

I agree with above, however, if I have to:

Piers Morgan
Donal Trump
Nige Garage
Boris Johnson
Everyone involved in any reality tv show, presenting or taking part (I’m not including the documentary, Discovery Channel-type shows, although there are a few from those).
The Daily Mail
Adele
Kanye West

mrs brown and her boys
Vernon Kay – just because

Janet street porter is the one I dislike the most. She makes my skin crawl.

Alan Sugar

Isle of Wight.
Britain in the 50s is punishment enough for any crime.

Rockall

Fearne Cotton.

Paul O’Grady
Elaine Page
Jeremy Vine
Steve Wright
Alan Carr
Vanessa Feltz
Dermot O’Dreary
……. there’s Radio Two sorted!! 😀

Whole cast of Eastenders, Corrie, Emmerdale etc

All sportspeople who think their inflated ego and image is more important than the sport!

All politicians who think their inflated ego, self interest for personal gain and image are more important than the people they are representing.

Isle of Wight is too close. Falklands would be my suggestion.

I think it’s Australia, but they keep coming back.

Peter Andre. Anthrax island would do or somewhere that has cannibals knocking about.

I think it’s Australia, but they keep coming back.

🙂

That Ryland thing…

You could just make them all actually live in the properties they have on the Isle of Man. Been over for End 2 End race and friend from Port Erin has pointed out the number of empty flats and houses that the local younger people can’t afford as they are all just addresses for tax purposes.

Robbie Williams. Krakatoa. 1883.

I still think Rockall is the best. We can guarantee there will always be room because each winter there’s the likelihood of a clean sweep… 🙂

This is very similar to “the people carrier of justice” we have at work. Basically you can put 7 people in a people carrier on Beachy Head and roll them off the edge. I suggested doing it at low tide so any survivors slowly drown as the tide comes in.

All decisions are final so I’m taking my time.

Tony Blair
Piers Morgan
Katie Price
Michael Bay

Look folks, are really you sure you don’t agree with me?

It’s 56′ high and would have an infinite capacity for celebs.

It’s part of inverness-shire (Highlands) so they won’t even need passports, just Floaties.

There’s a precedent

Anyone who has ever been on…

big brother
celebrity big brother
im a celebrity get me out of here
any reality show ie towie, goerdie shore etc (although id spare charlotte crosby for some reason)

and of course piers morgan

id want the island to have man traps on it, lots of them. And a 24 hour live tv feed. A hunger games face off would be even better. That kind of reality tv id be intrested in