Well, if we’re going to get pedantic about it, potato is a tuber, not a vegetable

I agree second place goes to the spud

Asparagus makes your wee smell, so that’s a big tick, but for me the parsnip gets it. King of Vegetables and directly related to the carrot cake (King of Cakes).

Romanesco cauliflower

I was tricked into eating this the other day, YUK!
It still tastes of cauliflower! Fricken awful stuff, no amount if cheese could ever hide the hideous flavour!

+1 for the humble parsnip, soup, crisps, roasted whatever it’s ace.

PEAS!!!!!!

Mushy preferably.

I like peas.

Or Cauliflower. It makes you fart like no other veg (even baked beans) and can be turned into curry.