I watched ‘seeking a friend for the end of the world’ on LoveFilm last night. Not bad but I did want to see Keira knightly die a horrible death in it (she was awful, beyond words awful).

Anyway, if the world was going to end in a week what would you do? How would you spend those last few days?

Drunk and looting

drugs…. copious amounts of drugs.

Drunk and looting

Looting for what purpose?

Coke and hookers on an industrial scale. Anyone who says owt else is a liar or an idiot! 😉

Looting for what purpose?

Fun

Hunt down Jeremy Vine and whack him in the nose.

Oh, and start smoking a pipe.

Coke and hookers on an industrial scale.

I’d be worried the hookers would be out, drunk and looting.

Coke, hookers and wing suit BASE jumping.

At the same time.

Actually then… out coked up, and drunk, looting with equally coked up hookers. There would probably be some targeted killings too, if I’m honest

at home with my family…….with some nice real ale.

Coke, hookers and wing suit BASE jumping.

At the same time.

End of thread.

Actually then… out coked up, and drunk, looting with equally coked up hookers. There would probably be some targeted killings too, if I’m honest

Drive by shooting from a hovercraft, obviously. There has to be a hovercraft.

Shagging til me nob fell off & some targeted killings tbh…

running through fields of long grass in the sunshine with my family

Catching up on The Sopranos.

avoid the supermarkets, can you imagine the panic buying?!

i’d like to think the world would turn into one big drink/drug fuelled orgy as nobody would see the point in killing another if the worlds going to end

There would probably be some targeted killings too, if I’m honest

Thatcher’s dead, so that takes out all the fun….

I’d argue with people on the internet who were wrong.

I’d argue with people on the internet who were wrong.

Now the ‘how will you face up to imminent planetary destruction?’ thread would make the Thatcher and Overtaking ones look like insignificant weenies.

Now the ‘how will you face up to imminent planetary destruction?’ thread would make the Thatcher and Overtaking ones look like insignificant weenies.

There would still be the obligatory ‘ I’ve found a smartphone, what should I do with it?’ Thread.

Building a coffin big enough for me and my bike, on the off-chance that there is an afterlife.

dwarves with trays of cocaine on their heads

Bit of driving around see how many more roadies I could knock into a ditch.

Nothing much different to normal really..

What’s coke like? Would it enhance the sound as they squealed?

Thatcher’s dead, so that takes out all the fun….

Oh I wouldn’t say that….

😉

Hah! Those two would already have booked first-class passage off planet on an Imperial transporter.

I’d be all smug on the “I told you so” thread.

Watch TV, play some golf, read a book, you know, the usual routine.

Start a ‘What tyres for the apocalypse’ thread

I thought that had been done.

Watch 7 seasons of 24

Tbh, probably just **** myself red raw.

Finally get round to watching Citizen Kane, indulge in depravities with MrsPJM and in between bouts of religion, repentance and diarrhea try and get some riding time in the hills.

Alcohol and whatever else would feature strongly too.

i’d like to think the world would turn into one big drink/drug fuelled orgy as nobody would see the point in killing another if the worlds going to end

A lot of people don’t deserve it, especially those who don’t indicate!

Oh I wouldn’t say that….

OK, count me in – when do we start?

If the world was going to end in a week…

I’d run like Forrest Gump- well ride 😆 – and go see the world before it dies.