I’d go for

Neptune’s Kiss

or

Brewer’s Wig

You can race whores?!?

Big Hitter

“China Cruise in Trap 1…”

You can race whores?!?

Stealth Edit would be another suggestion of mine. 😉

Hoof Hearted ?

What hooves for?

Too ethereal.

Bombers

Ctrl-alt-delete

Dark peak

Lumens

Whole new meaning to a “what shoe” thread.

Hoofed in the slats

Some of my favourites have been:
Destructive Habit
Rideitlikeustoleit
Weston Super Mare
The Slug

Tudor watches

Drop the Dead Donkey

Ban Hammer

Nuke from Orbit

Lubed gooch

Willeyedie

****

Ur Nag is Saracin.
Big Hitter.
TJ Left (best said at the start with ‘in trap one’ attached…)

Mersey Trout

GW. And that way, if the name doesn’t work out, we can just change it

It’s got to be ‘CentreParcs’ 😀

Ronnie Pickering.

No point really…..we’d spend too much time arguing over what length the horses legs should be or whether it’d be more fun to have a “Fat Horse”…

Surf Matt Is Awesome.

Campagno-go-a-go-go

….or ‘Sudocreme Cat’

Godwilling

Bridleslayer
Gnagpoon
Cockwomble
So Enduro
Tesco Value

Agent Picolax.

If that doesn’t sound like a fast horse, I don’t know what does.

Agent Picolax.

Makes a series of explosive runs without warning. Going = Extremely Heavy. 😯

Comeonmyson

Just to hear the race commentary

Bomber

Ian, or maybe Dave. Just because I think it’s vital to go against these made up and overly long names.

Hedgerow Grumble

Ringfenced Unicorn

‘What steed for N+1’

Cheeky Footpath

SingleTrotWorld.

Teabiscuits.

Shergnarr.

SixFiddyBeGood

Pritt stick
logging out
Or
Pull my finger

Loggin out in trap 2 🙂

Actually, Shart could be a good name