This blew my little mind.

Well “about” is a pretty vague timescale.

A lad his age can be 4 1/2 and say he is “about” 5. 🙂

So given that kind of flexibility what he says could be true as he’s bound to lie soon.

A talking puppet did you say?

Depends. Would he be on a conveyor belt at the time?

depends if he knows he is about to lie or not…

Is a lie really a lie if you mean it at the time?

Snow White would jump on his face.

A talking puppet did you say?

I do recall he is a real boy now.

Was he on a fishing boat out in the North Sea, just off Hartlepool at the time?

Snow White would jump on his face.

Rubbish, she’s feeling Grumpy at the moment.

after that they’re both gonna be feeling Happy

if it did grow, it would probably get broken off by an antelope whilst riding his bike