Me.

Retired neighbours spending eight hours a day hammering fence panels together when I’m on a deadline to get some work done.

Coffee pods

STW.

Without the classifieds I’d be significantly richer.

Without ‘Chat’ I’d get an extra hour’s work a day done.

Id ban legal highs and anyone who uses cocaine but doesn’t understand the crimanilty behind its production, profit and the way it royally screws your heart and makes you a bit unbearable

Capitalism and Greed?

Other men, making me the hero of all women.

The practice of keeping your engine running whilst waiting for nursery/school to get out.
It’s usually diesels too .grrr.

Cockpit to describe handlebar and stem

Lazy able bodied gits parking in disabled parking spaces.

got told off for that once!

1. I was only using the cash point
2. the supermarket had already closed FFS!
3. half the flippin’ carpark is disabled and mother+toddler parking bays

you can’t ban me

The people who designed the Fiat scudo / Peugeot boxer / Citroen dispatch from ever working again. Work van I have ever had to work on and most unreliable I have ever owned.