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  • If I ruled the world I would ban……
  • flossie
    Free Member

    So we sat in the cafe at lunch time on today’s club run when one of the chaps said….
    ‘If I ruled the world, I would do so from my own Thunderbirds island and I would ban f**king,
    leaf blowers!
    Noisy boy racer exhausts!
    Those bloody great vinyl banners, zip tied to railings that don’t belong to them!

    And so the great, fun, grump fest went on. So with a view to continuing this grumpfest, If you ruled the world from your thunderbirds island, what would you ban???

    Floss

    mechanicaldope
    Full Member

    The majority of other people

    MTB-Idle
    Free Member

    those roadside caravans/burger vans

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    Basil
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    children

    mrsfry
    Free Member

    Beetroot
    Bacon mixed with brussel sprouts
    Decaf coffee
    Spiders

    Mackem
    Full Member

    work

    andyl
    Free Member

    Money & religion as we know it.

    zanelad
    Free Member

    Tattoos

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    mrsfry

    m0rk
    Free Member

    people that don’t use pay at pump, and go inside and pay by card

    nickdavies
    Full Member

    those roadside caravans/burger vans

    I’d ban people who say silly things. Where else would you get a bacon sarnie at 7am on the way to Wales? 😉

    willard
    Full Member

    I would ban intolerance in all forms. I just can’t bloody stand it.

    bloodynora
    Free Member

    The Muzlimist religion

    redstripe
    Free Member

    Honda jazz automatics, well any small automatic car driven by retired people. And people who begin sentences with SO.

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    I would ban intolerance in all forums.

    FTFY

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    Any vehicle louder than a nightingale. I’d have nightingales stationed at the MOT centres, if at any time the vehicle drowns out the sound of the birds it goes in the crusher.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    Morris Dancing.

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    forums.

    fora old bean.

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    I would ban racists.

    captainsasquatch
    Free Member

    Bloody Trivago adverts, in spite of having defences these damned thing are still able to get through and all it took was one visit to the website! 👿

    senorj
    Full Member

    The Monarchy & non recyclable food /product packaging.

    hairyscary
    Full Member

    Pets.

    willard
    Full Member

    Sandwich – Member
    forums.
    fora old bean.

    And pendants. Ban them to hell…

    oldnpastit
    Full Member

    Dumping plastic into the oceans.

    esselgruntfuttock
    Free Member

    Other peoples children.

    bloodynora » The Muzlimist religion

    I would ban racists.

    That’s not racist, it’s religionist.

    I’d ban anyone who tried to force/coerce/threaten/terrorise me to do anything else other than respect their religion.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Pendants who are wrong.

    Stoner
    Free Member

    private helicopters: unless a substantial noise nuisance environmental surcharge. About £10 per house overflown should do it.

    esselgruntfuttock
    Free Member

    Oh & people who wear the wrong pendants. 😀

    technicallyinept
    Free Member

    I would ban children standing in supermarket trolleys

    Drac
    Full Member

    Apple autocorrect. 😳

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    cats.

    Murray
    Full Member

    Baning things

    senorj
    Full Member

    “I would ban children standing in supermarket trolleys”
    Were you in Crouch End waitrose on Saturday morning?
    If so, I’m sorry about the juice over your trousers:-).

    cheekyboy
    Free Member

    I would put a ban on Uncle Tom ex-Northerners ever travelling North of Oxford ever again.

    Only joking !

    …..or am I !

    Rockape63
    Free Member

    Junkyard……yep definitely!

    coconut
    Free Member

    wearing Croc’s…. 40 lashes.. 🙂

    curto80
    Free Member

    People who don’t indicate at roundabouts.

    People who wait passively in the airport security queue and only when at the front do they remember about the toiletries/laptops/hand grenades they’ve left inexplicable wrapped up the rest of their hand luggage.

    People who come out of shops onto the street, looking in one direction and waking in another.

    George Osborne.

    Governments that intentionally sabotage the national health, education and energy infrastructure.

    Intolerance of/prejudice against cycling.

    Game of Thrones.

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    People who stop the moment they step off the escalator.

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    seosamh77
    Free Member

    bloodynora – Member
    The Muzlimist religion

    ok. in fact sorry for the language people. But **** you bloodynora.

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