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  • If England win the World Cup, I will (INSERT YOUR PROMISE)
  • freeform5spot
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    If England win the World Cup, I will…..

    hoon it down this new descent I found off Winn Hill last night..in the nuddy.

    clunker
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    I will buy a road bike

    TenMen
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    …not be aware as I detest football and the over-paid pampered single-brain-celled cretins who play it.

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    sniff
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    Cry

    bassspine
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    be very very surprised indeed

    hamishthecat
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    Probably have to leave the country, a la Phil Collins and a Labour government.

    TheDoog
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    buy myself an orange alpine 160 frame

    sc-xc
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    Be delighted.

    I have Spain in the sweepstake, so could cope with them winning – I'll be £100 richer…

    I will use my winnings to cheer up the haters.

    trailmonkey
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    ………have great difficulty getting into work on the Monday morning

    Houns
    Full Member

    …Not give a s**t

    IanMunro
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    Have a winning poo.

    aP
    Free Member

    Have already cut myself off from society.

    Pigface
    Free Member

    be amazed, astounded and gobsmacked.

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    Finally replace Bobby Moore with Stevie G as my all time English footballing legend.

    Actually………….. scrub that idea.

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    not be looking forward to the next 44 years 🙂

    Hope they do, good luck to them from this rabid football hating Scotsman.

    meehaja
    Free Member

    show more interest in football? Pretend I cared all along?

    AdamW
    Free Member

    poke a badger with a spoon.

    Three_Fish
    Free Member

    …remain indifferent.

    SST
    Free Member

    Fill my pockets with raw meat and then find a lion in the bush and flick his love-spuds with a wet towel.

    then run.

    😯

    spock
    Free Member

    buy a shimano chain

    jahwomble
    Free Member

    wrap a cat in bacon and pretend it's a pig.

    tails
    Free Member

    Watch and enjoy egg chasing for one whole season.

    Olly
    Free Member

    not give a flying funk

    Obi_Twa
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    Emigrate to the colonies.

    trinity1
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    emigrate as i couldnt take another bout of 1966 syndrome its very annoying

    trailmonkey
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    1966 syndrome ?

    What is that exactly ? The only people who seem bothered by 1966 on this forum are all Scottish FFS, the English hardly ever mention it. The media might mention it but so what ? the media spout rubbish about everything, just file it away with the X-Factor/celebrity divorce/sensational headline nonsense.

    But yes I agree, the Scottish jealousy that England won the world cup a long time ago is very tiresome.

    lagerfanny
    Free Member

    Buy a poxy singlespeed 😉

    allyharp
    Full Member

    Leave England

    tails
    Free Member

    I was thinking about the whole 1966 thing the other day and I can see why people talk about it, as we are in a select group of 7 nations to have ever won it and how I would love to draw level with Argentina and Uruguay. As long as Brazil or Italy don't win it I'll be happy enough.

    alexonabike
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    Gee Atherton has already won hasn't he?!?? 😉

    Northwind
    Full Member

    "If england win the world cup, I will most likely be out on my bike anyway."

    MussEd
    Free Member

    Eat my own cock

    MKCHRIS
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    ..move further into west Wales.

    mattymer
    Free Member

    buy a new England shirt and have the words " Capello was right about Heskey" printed on it.

    and any way, who have scotland got in there group????

    monkey_boy
    Free Member

    If England win the World Cup, I will…..

    I will emigrate to new zealand and live in a cave!

    soops
    Free Member

    I will donate £50 to Kidney research uk. 8)

    coolhandluke
    Free Member

    If England win the World Cup, I will

    Behave like a tw4t by putting St George's Cross flags on my car

    Ewan
    Free Member

    …not give a sh1t?

    1981miked
    Free Member

    Trailmonkey…..oooh very touchy!
    We know we suck at football……and Rugby…but hey we are good at Curling, bowls, making shortbread and chasing Haggis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so beat that, and we have nice scenery, crappy neighbours tho! lol. Just kidding.

    I am a proud Scotsman, but wish England all the best in the World Cup, Can they win the World cup..Yes, WILL they win the world cup..NO. I get £10 back for every goal they score though with the deal i got on my Television so come on Englandshire.

    I agree that it is the media who go on about 1966, most England fans are realistic with the expectations, some are optimistic and some are deluded. Maybe we should all remember who was the first team to beat England after they won in 1966 ?? 😉

    1981miked
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    Oh forgot to say what id do…..ill sell my Orange 5 pro for £5, give up biking and take up rambling, knitting, extreme ironing and train spotting…. maybe even shave a squirrel.

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