If England win the World Cup, I will.....
hoon it down this new descent I found off Winn Hill last night..in the nuddy.
If England win the World Cup, I will.....
hoon it down this new descent I found off Winn Hill last night..in the nuddy.
I will buy a road bike
...not be aware as I detest football and the over-paid pampered single-brain-celled cretins who play it.
Cry
be very very surprised indeed
Probably have to leave the country, a la Phil Collins and a Labour government.
buy myself an orange alpine 160 frame
Be delighted.
I have Spain in the sweepstake, so could cope with them winning - I'll be £100 richer...
I will use my winnings to cheer up the haters.
.........have great difficulty getting into work on the Monday morning
...Not give a s**t
Have a winning poo.
Have already cut myself off from society.
be amazed, astounded and gobsmacked.
Finally replace Bobby Moore with Stevie G as my all time English footballing legend.
Actually.............. scrub that idea.
not be looking forward to the next 44 years
Hope they do, good luck to them from this rabid football hating Scotsman.
show more interest in football? Pretend I cared all along?
poke a badger with a spoon.
...remain indifferent.
Fill my pockets with raw meat and then find a lion in the bush and flick his love-spuds with a wet towel.
then run.
buy a shimano chain
wrap a cat in bacon and pretend it's a pig.
Watch and enjoy egg chasing for one whole season.
not give a flying funk
Emigrate to the colonies.
emigrate as i couldnt take another bout of 1966 syndrome its very annoying
1966 syndrome ?
What is that exactly ? The only people who seem bothered by 1966 on this forum are all Scottish FFS, the English hardly ever mention it. The media might mention it but so what ? the media spout rubbish about everything, just file it away with the X-Factor/celebrity divorce/sensational headline nonsense.
But yes I agree, the Scottish jealousy that England won the world cup a long time ago is very tiresome.
Buy a poxy singlespeed
Leave England
I was thinking about the whole 1966 thing the other day and I can see why people talk about it, as we are in a select group of 7 nations to have ever won it and how I would love to draw level with Argentina and Uruguay. As long as Brazil or Italy don't win it I'll be happy enough.
Gee Atherton has already won hasn't he?!??
"If england win the world cup, I will most likely be out on my bike anyway."
Eat my own cock
..move further into west Wales.
buy a new England shirt and have the words " Capello was right about Heskey" printed on it.
and any way, who have scotland got in there group????
If England win the World Cup, I will.....
I will emigrate to new zealand and live in a cave!
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