Me that is, I left my phone in a locker at the gym and now it’s gone, who can I blame?

I hate it when it’s all my fault!

:p

I shout at the wife and beat the kids. It helps.

and kick the cat.

the thieving scum who took it

Well yeah, someone clearly had it away quick enough this afternoon, but I still blame myself mostly, dammit!

Leave the cat alone, you bastard.

Thatcher

It’s always Hitler’s fault.

Blame it on the boogie?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DakEzMUmT1U[/video]

Terrorists?

The Phone Fairy

Did you ask at reception to see if someone handed it in?

Yourself?

Do they not have some software that allows the rightful owner to make the stolen phone explode, igniting the thief’s trousers and embedding touch-screen shards into their goolies?

Stoner, NEVER beat the kids that’s child abuse!! always shout at the kids and beat the wife, she should be old enough to take it!!!

@footflaps, yep, and I’ll check again today too just in case.

@brooess, don’t be so ridiculous,it couldn’t possibly be my fault!

@wordnumb, apparently I hadn’t downloaded the latest update which would have enabled the internal c4 device.

So after yesterday when they couldn’t find it, today I called back and they have it – woohoo, day made!

I however, remain and idiot!

It’s not your fault if someone nicks it, it’s theirs.

However, in this case no-one did, so you’re alright 🙂