What’s done this? It’s about an inch in diameter and 6″ or so long. Particularly bunged up pigeon?

Canada geese

Cassowary

Goose.

One of those bloody hipster dogs, pursuing a semi-retro look…

I’ll identify the fact that if that’s your poo, you need to take a serious look at your diet… 😆

Have you felt if its tacky?

Looks like a 2 on the Bristol.

Does it taste bad?

loads like that round the lake at Crealy family fun park when we went last weekend. Biggest birds there are Canada geese and swans. Less likely that a swan flew over or curled one out on your shed roof, so I am saying Goose.

[edit] do geese poop mid-air? If so, imagine something that size dropping out of the sky on you. 😯

Extra “lucky” to be hit by that!

Big bird poo …

Narwhal.

Paula Radcliffe?