I am now entertained.
20 minutes ago two chaps came in the shop, who have set of for a run, from their holiday house 17 miles away, who intended to do a 20 mile circular run, lost the member of their group who has the house keys, and knows where they are, and has money (but no mobile phone).
They are considering reporting him lost to the police because they think it would liven their day up.
They are shortly going to try and convince a taxi driver, who they have already told they have no money, to drive them back to the house they can't get in to get their wallets to pay him - offering iphones as collateral.
This beats bringing episodes of Sparticus on my laptop.
Actually they're starting to bore me now, and stink quite a bit.