Bloody brilliant!

I’m rather hoping “they” don’t single me out to be made an example of.

#iamtootimindtojoinineventhoughiknowitwillmakenodifferenceeitherway

#sometimesfutilegesturesareallthatwehavelefttous

I’m too scared of losing my job but very glad that others are doing this.

#Idontgetit

have I missed something?

Here you go organic355:
http://www.techradar.com/news/internet/twitter-joke-trial-sparks-i-am-spartacus-uprising-907709

Robin Hood! All your base are belong to us! Somebody set up us the Bomb! #iamspartacus #butimalsoanerd

— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) November 12, 2010

Once you lot take care of the airport, I'll silence any witnesses with my bare, strangling hands #IAmSpartacus

— Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker) November 12, 2010

I made my futile gesture

Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!! #IAmSpartacus

— Mike McTimoney (@miketually) November 12, 2010

This is a good summation of why the law is an ass: http://www.inventpartners.com/content/an-open-letter-to-judge-jacqueline-davies/?noredir=1

Sod it, I’ve joined in:

“Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding Through the Glen. And entirely unencumbered with explosives”

I think anyone who ‘tweets’ should be found guilty of banal, tedious self-obsession and receive the appropriate sentence.

Maybe being put in solitary confinement with nothing but a mobile device to update an eagerly-awaiting world your latest exciting activity. Failure to do so at least once a minute would lead to an enormous electric charge being automatically applied to their nether-regions.

I live in hope

Surely it depends what you tweet? I follow people like the Athertons, Peat, Akrigg etc and then politics blogs and a lot of comedians. Get a lot of info about events I wouldn’t otherwise.

binners – you’re just showing your age, now. Pipe and slippers in the post..!

I know mate. Its bad isn’t it?

In reality I was using the internet for its proper purpose. To make wildly spurious sweeping generalisations, based purely on conjecture and my own inexplicable prejudices, with no basis whatsoever in fact 🙂

is the threat of weeing in the judge’s shoes sufficient to get me gang-raped by MI6 ?