Do you think that these actually work??
I just don't know where else to turn 
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I worry constantly about the safety of my children at night
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Just what we need - to train the next generation of crusaders early...
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Does this mean the Americans are planning to sort out the Middle East the old-fashioned way?
IanPosted 1 year ago # -
Username's a bit risque given the subject matter......
But I cant say I worry about my child any more at night than I do during the day, certainly if some nutter wants to maim my family, I don't think a few biblical references are going to deter them.
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certainly if some nutter wants to maim my family, I don't think a few biblical references are going to deter them.
what, you mean God can't even stop a disfigured paedo?
(my name is actually Peter File by the way)
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(my name is actually Peter File by the way)
Our old local doctor was called Peter File...btw
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I used to go out with a girl called Emily File. Her dad was called Peter - is it you? your daughter was filthy btw
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Well ive been wearing them for a while now, and so far I haven't been the victim of Beelzebub or his minions. So they work 100% as far as I'm concerned.
Dont know about Peter File, but I do know a bloke called Tod Lertoucher. (not really)Posted 1 year ago # -
Warning: may attract catholic priests.
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I had a Dutch classmate called Hans Groping - caused great hilarity as I am old enough to have gone to an all-boys school where they read the roll every morning, and we were all referred to by our surname.
On the PJ's front, I would have thought spending the money on better door locks might offer more protection than a set of jim jams. They'd have to be much more billowy than that to slow down a skilled paedo. Liking the EDL styling to them though
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I had a colleague called Steef Kok... he always kept a straight face when he handed over his business cards!
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I am pretty sure that if your children need this stuff, you're doing religion all wrong.
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Not bothered about the rest of the thread, more interested whether or not the OP has a daughter called Emily.
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so when they grow up and realise god is dead & we killed it they never sleep again. very smart.
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I'm not sure dressing children up in slinky pj's that feel nice is the way to go.
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It's the Glock auto under the pillow that's the real deterrent.
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Your pillow must be a long way off the bed...
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Your pillow must be a long way off the bed...
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Your pillow must be a long way off the bed...
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Your pillow must be a long way off the bed then...
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Well, **** me. Seems one can still multi-post.
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I was waiting for a suitable thread to unleash this website upon the heathen masses:
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They would work well as contraceptives too once your children reach their teenage years. Make them wear them to school !
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I still want to know whether there is an Emily File
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Interesting that reading them ghost stories helps them sleep
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I dunno what's worse, the idea or the implementation! They look like English football hooligans gone wrong.
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Yes, I do have a daughter called Emily. It's such a small world eh?!!!
(and you're right, she is filthy, she gets that from watching too much rap music on TV)
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