I was wrong. I take it all back.
I went looking for "Windy Willow" this afternoon, but I found something much more impressive. So impressive in fact, that I nearly had an involuntary bowel movement just LOOKING at it, let alone trying to ride it.
As a follow-up to my rant about bikers on downhill bikes on Leith hill, I'd like to just say that the trail I found today is so steep, so remote, so absolutely insane that the only people it's putting at risk are the ones riding it. I watched as bikers became flying machines, traversing a trail with which a mountain goat would have problems.
I used to smirk at those guys pushing 40lb machines up the hill whilst I cycled past. Now I know why they do it. Breathtaking.
If anybody asks me where this trail is, as far as I'm concerned you'll have to ask one of the obviously alien bikers who use it and if you don't know them, I wouldn't presume to think it's O.K. to tell you.
Donnie Darko, your secret is safe with me.
;o)