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  • I want to buy a sausage roll. Who should I vote for?
  • CaptainFlashheart
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    In a quandary.

    Stoner
    Free Member

    Binners for PM. Natch.

    Rorschach
    Free Member

    Does that go for pasties as well?

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    Do you want that sausage roll hot?

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    I’ve heard the captain loves a bit of hot sausage 🙂

    chewkw
    Free Member

    Vote Green for sausage … 😆

    binners
    Full Member

    Would you trust this man to leave any sausage rolls for the rest of us? Would you?!!!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Binners – Tough on steak bakes, tough on the causes of steak bakes.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

    Just sayin’

    chewkw
    Free Member

    binners – Member

    Would you trust this man to leave any sausage rolls for the rest of us? Would you?!!!

    Crikey that fat bar-stewart will stuff his face at every opportunity.

    I suggest whenever you see him you should start a group chant like …

    You fat bar-stewart!
    You fat bar-stewart!
    You fat bar-stewart!
    You fat bar-stewart!
    You fat bar-stewart!
    .
    .
    .

    Then show him a pork pie … 😆

    tails
    Free Member

    Google images says UKIP

    chewkw
    Free Member

    tails – Member

    Google images says UKIP

    Crikey, is he from little Britain? 😆

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    junk food fan ?

    anyone but the greens, obvz

    finbar
    Free Member

    I already own a sausage roll. I might start a thread taking the mickey out of this one and other folk who aren’t so privileged…

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

    WHERE? TELL ME NOW!

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    What if none of the meat in pastry snacks are quite what I want?

    footflaps
    Full Member

    I’ve been shorting sausage rolls recently as I reckon they’re going to crash once we get a hung parliament.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Bear necessities- Google “Kelly brook naked” in a small room by yourself for some “accidentally” real eased provocative material.

    Nsfw so I’m told.

    ninfan
    Free Member

    Binners for PM. Natch.

    *purchases shares in Greggs the baker*

    ]Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

    *purchases shares in Kimberley Clark*

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Google “Kelly brook naked”

    I’ll see you all in about a week or so.

    dknwhy
    Full Member

    Kryton57 – Member
    Bear necessities- Google “Kelly brook naked”

    Post of the year. Many thanks. I can confirm that they are NSFW.

    monkeyfudger
    Free Member

    [switches on private browsing]

    Did she really get her beaver out on the beach?!

    FunkyDunc
    Free Member

    And there was I thinking this would be a serious debate about VAT on sausage roles 🙄

    dknwhy
    Full Member

    Keep up, we’ve now moved onto baps and beef curtains.

    rickmeister
    Full Member

    I like sausage but I also love pie, is there a way to bring these two together in an unholy alliance?
    I would love a sausage / pie interface scenario…. Cumberland Ring anyone?
    Plus, if we could add baps in the mix that would be Juan Sheet spectacular…

    mikewsmith
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    15cm or 6″ sausage roll? Will it include sausage or just some mashed up horse ankle?

    cbike
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    The two lassies on shrek the musical tour that only ate greggs for 26 days. Not for charity. Just cause they could.

    konabunny
    Free Member

    Dknwhy: very good!

    stevied
    Free Member

    Did she really get her beaver out on the beach?!

    Kelly Brook has a pet beaver? Can it surf?

    footflaps
    Full Member

    15cm or 6″ sausage roll?

    None of this crappy European metric nonsense, vote UKIP and all pastries will be imperial!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Surely the pasty vote will be a Cornish issue?

    PimpmasterJazz
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    Surely the pasty vote will be a Cornish issue?

    Are you saying Cornwall is full of ginger people?

    Racialist!

    benji
    Free Member

    In a quandary.

    That’s a chain of bakers I’ve never heard of.

    Waitrose, there pork and apple sausage rolls are worth crawling over broken glass for.

    integerspin
    Free Member

    Mistress Whiplash.

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