… she had an epilectic fit in the restaurant 😯

Thats the last time I take her out…. 😉

ps: shes fine

I took mine out with one punch , beat that

oldest trick in the book (how big was the bill ?) 😉

Ex wife keeled over 20 mins into a Spiritualized gig. Hence why ex.

(how big was the bill ?)

£55 and they bought that out when I asked them to call the ambulance 👿

Oh no, I hope you blamed the food and refused to pay. 🙂 my friend had a fit in the toilets of a nightclub while she was sat on the loo. I was terrified, she went rigid in the end and wedged me against the door with her feet so we couldn’t get out. Never been so scared in my life, I didn’t have a clue what to do

toilets of a nightclub while she was sat on the loo … wedged me against the door with her feet … I didn’t have a clue what to do

wee in her shoes 😉

(unless she’d already done it) 😳

Fella at work was having CAD/CAM training and had a fit. He straight armed the trainer giving him a black eye.

I’ve got a pair of underpants that used to be epileptic.
They don’t fit anymore though

Ex wife keeled over 20 mins into a Spiritualized gig

Bummer – so you only got to hear the first chord ?

I had a fit (heat exhaustion) half way through a metalwork class at school (smelting aluminium so it was really hot) my teacher just thought I was pissing around so shouted at me then just left me (apparently – I have no memory of it if course).

Me and the missus haven’t been getting on too well just recently, so I decided to book us a table…….

By 9o’clock things had become even worse………

She hadn’t even potted a red… 😉