You are all correct of course there are still advantages to being a shorty, mostly economic.
-You can just saddle up and ride ride a large dog instead of having to pay top dollar for a Pony or Horse.
-In the event of a fire you have more time to escape as smoke collects at higher levels choking lofty long before you.
-A Single bed is like a king size for you, again saving money.
-You'll always be able to find work as a Chimney sweep, Circus freak, Munchkin or Specialist porn star.
-A happy meal is plenty big enough to last a week (more money saved)
-Cheaper to get drunk (saving cash again)
In fact thinking about it stop bloody complaining about the cost of your freakishly small bikes, in almost every other aspect of life being diddy saves you money...
I'm 5'10" and thus about "Average" meaning I'm in the group that eat's and drinks normal sized portions and seldom get's discounts like those at the freakishly tall or short ends of the scale seem to, simply because of their odd sizing.
You all know what I'm talking about example:
Hurrah! the Helmet I want is available with a 70% discount!
Oh no forget it, the discount only applies if my head is sized either like a Satsuma or a Watermelon...
I am penalized yet again for being normal.
We are the "Squeezed Middle" and we are losing out to Natures freakish mistakes of scaling in almost every area of life! We demand Equality!