six years ago, so I can start wearing aftershave again.
Any recommendations?

You may have been forgiven for the affair, but you will never be forgiven for the triple post…

Bloody smart phones!

Reccomdendations? Dont do it again.

have you still got her number? email in profile

Yup sounds like you need a more forgiving ride…

What SurroundbyZulus said.
Great minds, eh?! 🙂

My affair continues and my wife just gives up on me, how can she compete with my Lapierre Spicy.

Was your affair with a bicycle? Or was she just called the local bicycle?

Even if she’s forgiven you, she’ll never, ever forget…

Well… thanks for all the advice chaps, but I was after gentlemens fragrance recommendations rather than your relationship viewpoints.
Mrs crikey has already pointed out, on a number of occasions, that the Lynx effect is not required, and that it would result in emasculation, with a breadknife.

I’d just like to smell nice.

Vera Wang.

Sex panther

Hai Karate

get her to buy it

you’ll end up with old spice

Sex Panther…

Meths.

Now in fashionable purple!

I think i’ve been forgiven for my affair

Nope, she’s just having one of her own,they never forgive :FACT:

Nope, she’s just having one of her own,they never forgive FORGET :FACT:

Fixed that for you.

GT85, the only scent a man needs surely?!

Emac65 +1

If I had GT85 on my wife would lick it off me! she loves the smell.

‘sniff’

I’ll ask Mrs crikey to buy me some for Xmas, if she is having an affair she might get some kind of buy one get one free deal…

I think i’ve been forgiven for my affair

I suspect that you’re very much mistaken but I have been reliably insured that Issey Miyake is very pleasant FWIW

In order of nice smelliness:

1. GT85 – clear winner
2. JetA1 aviation fuel
3. Hugo Boss XY
4. Issey Miyake

Or you could get some Gaultier stuff and she’ll suspect you’re going with blokes instead. But, quite frankly, if you’ve been caught playing hide the sausage before, anything other than dressing like Compo is going to arouse suspicion.

I’ve said before that my fave smell is Castrol R and methanol from a Weslake or Jawa speedway bike..

How about roofing felt tar? I LOVE the smell of that (im not a woman tho FWIW).

Clinique Happy (My wife also loves the smell of tiger balm which has other benefits too)

(My wife also loves the smell of tiger balm which has other benefits too)

It makes you sting like you’ve been dragged naked through nettles?

Although apparently Gerard Depardieu used it to help De Niro keep it up some film in the 70s. FACT.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning 🙂

Creed Green Irish Tweed.

Eau Savage from Yves St Lauren

Who do you want to smell nice for?

Why not ask your wife to choose?

I bet it’s a just home from a late evening at ‘work’ & he’s just trying to cover up the smell of beaver on his face. LMAO

You came on here for sympathetic advice?

Nah, I knew I’d get ripped, but I don’t know anywhere else with such a concentration of poncy middle class blokes, so I thought I might get some smelly recommendations.

lol 🙂

I’m a fan of joop, but I suspect it’s a bit wet.

A lass at work told me that Calvin Klein Crave was the smell of broken promises, which I took to be a reference to her ex, so I’d probably avoid that one if I were you… 😉

rc car nitro fuel 😈 i hope u dont smoke lol