If reports are correct and it’s not cabinet ministers – and it can’t be the wife, as it wouldn’t be anywhere near the papers – it can only be advisors. And how many of them can any one name? Classic story only of interest to the media. People have affairs at work and if they’re neither elected or famous, hard to see the story having legs. Unless it’s the chairman – he of the swivel-eyes comment. My guess would be ‘policy guru’ Steve Hilton, who left last year to go to Stanford. Maybe it’s historical and was leaked to prevent a return. Truth is, unless it’s Gove bumming Hunt, and it could bring down some of the worst elements of these economic fanatics, I’m happy to let consenting adults ruin their marriages in private.