A few years ago my ex wife told me that Nigerians with guns were looking for me at an old address – something to do with a mobile phone scam.. it turned out to be bailiffs looking for a Nigerian lady over a mobile phone bill…

This morning she told me that she had heard that armed police had battered my door down a few weeks ago…

I can't contain my excitement at the double life I wish I had…

I await SAS appearance in my utility room looking for Somali pirates.

What possess deluded people to whisper 'Chinese style' to friends of friends?

it's called 'wishful thinking'…

it's called 'wishful thinking'…

*golf clap*

This morning she told me that she had heard that armed police had battered my door down a few weeks ago…

lucky it wasn't your 'back door' then 😉

A mates mate split up from his missus so said mate started a rumour he left his wife for a young man, as the guy was an ex Royal Marine and as stright as they come it did not go down to well, he is still conincing people otherwise :lol:.