Helen is sounding just a teensy bit too happy at the moment……

Well, this is getting good innit?

Caroline’s death was very well handled, that smashed jug set me off, Alastair’s insensitivity was brilliantly done and the whole Matt/Anisha thing is about to go very runny.
Matt obviously wants the house in Lill’s name, I wonder what he has planned for Justin?
Whatever it is, it’s going to be very nasty.

An awful lot going on at the mo, let’s hope the arch-miserablists at Bridge Farm and Brookfield are quiet for a while.

Lilly’s going to be fun, great character, but still no idea what Chris is for.

**** me sideways! A year on, and this thread is still going?
(Shakes head, walks away, tutting).

🙂

It’s the longest running soap ever. Must be the only thing I’ve continously followed on TV or radio since I was about 7!

Helen is sounding just a teensy bit too happy at the moment……

And now she’s offering to be the surrogate for Ian and Adam.

IMPENDING DISASTER KLAXON!

Who or what is Justin up to?

Ok what is Lilian going to do? Justin or Matt and what is going to happen at the hunt ball?

and what is going to happen at the hunt ball?

Release the hounds. . .

I didn’t see that coming.

Mind you, neither did Matt.

I didn’t see that coming.

Mind you, neither did Matt.

Another editor lining up a job at Eastenders?

🙂

Al and Shula were still at the ball, doesn’t seem Justin’s style, so who do we think?

Adam?

a pissed Brian, after all he’s got previous for it after Peggy’s cat

^ 😆

Lillian?.. pissed on her way to meet Matt / find Justin?

Grundy’s are usually at fault. “Bloomin’ ‘eck”.

Or maybe Josh, in an unlicenced, untaxed, unpaid for, combine?

Or that witch woman with the ‘erbal teas?

Maybe all of them. Come to think of it isn’t that Leksi east european? Gotta be her.

Then again Alistair has some scores to even – no fixed odds here.

It’s Tom.

Spent the whole evening giving Matt evils in the pub.

Good point.
Tom, high on Shires and kimchi wreaks revenge……

Mushroom Freddie, perhaps?

Oooh, this is going to be good.
Assume the wedding’s off.

Harrison’s got his work cut out with this one, not sure he’s up to it.
Still not solved the bunting theft.

Archers on catch up or just ask me mother in law for a quick synopsis* choices choices

*this option likely to be longer and less coherent but possibly way more entertaining.

What was in Matt’s suitcase? The one he was so desperate to put behind the bar.

I reckon there’s skullduggery afoot. Blackmailing Latif?

Hmmm, Nic and the suitcases struck me as bit odd.

Assume he wasn’t hit outside the Bull, someone would have noticed, so was he wobbling off to find Lil?
Would explain why he had to leave the cases……

Car had full beam on, Matt said ‘Dip your lights’ just before the ‘accident’.

Could it be the new vet?
Josh and his new sports car?
Lilly on a spree?

Good god, I haven’t been this excited since Nipplegate.

Harrison’s got his work cut out with this one, not sure he’s up to it.
Still not solved the bunting theft.

He’ll fulfil the dumb policeman roll while Jill does the Miss Marple bit

Wow Roy has a video nasty, and he forgot the popudums 😆

Looking like it was Shula wot dun it…

Really?!?

God, I hope so.
But why would she wait all these years to do something, y’know, interesting?
Even her affairs have been tedious.

I thought she was at the ball all night?

Not heard any of this week’s yet, right, iPlayer it is…

Well, either she did it, or she was banging the builder.

A builder? Surely not! Shula goes for professional types – lawyer, doctor, vet, etc

Hmm, didn’t she once step out with Neil ‘The Pig Whisperer’ Carter?
She’s got form.

Can’t help thinking they’ll string this out for ages, think we might be a little premature here.
Where were Newpip and the Gin Blossom, btw?

The suspects…
Justin – too obvious 2-6 against
Shula – current favourite. Evens.
Fagash Lil – outside bet, playing a long game, maybe. 10-1
Adam – 7-2. Decent
Josh – New car. Not seen for a while. 6-1. Where the smart money is

Noli stoned off her gourd, going to get some munchies 😀

🙄
It’s not Noli, it’s Noluthando!

God this place is soooooo boring.

Didn’t Freddie take her up Lakey Hill?

#euphemism

Anyone else noticed that Alice seems to get really pissed quite often these days? I reckon they might be setting her up for a story line of alcoholism in the future.

Josh – New car. Not seen for a while. 6-1. Where the smart money is

reckon so…

meanwhile, Matt clearly thinks it’s his dodgy business mates, otherwise why would he leave the hospital, go into hiding and be so keen to leave the country.

So, Matt is gone, Pip is upduffed and Peggy is about to kick the proverbial. Looks like a bumper Christmas of joy in Ambridge is ahead of us!

Well . . . a wedding day to remember 😯

And for Lynda Snell fans, she was on Gardener’s Question Time this afternoon!

Toby is not a happy chappy

Lil is a fool!

He cheated on Miranda, he’ll cheat on her!

Oh, and Shula was the one wot tried to off Matt.

Forgot to add yesterday, GQT recommended that Lynda plant some ‘besom ling’!
(Other lings are available)