.Hi, I hope that I will not disturbed you My i’m Sofia and I live in the UK, in a small town not far from London. I would like to find new friends and signed up for this online dating, where I found your e-mail. I’m looking for good friends for good communication, but I’ll be happy if it would help me to find a loved man, because now I am alone. I work a lot and it’s hard to find friends in real life. But me very much would like to find a friend with whom I .communicate, to call up and meet I am interested only in dating in UK. I was warned that online dating is a lot of fake profiles, so I hope that you are a resident of the my country, if not, then please .delete my post and not respond I’ll wait for your response and hope that it will be a pleasant acquaintance and we will spend fun time .together in future .Sofia Wilson .UK, Maidstone
<SofiaWilson1980@maidstonembox.com>,

Worth a shot, she sounds fit!

Erm..

Reads like she has fit’s

I was warned that online dating is a lot of fake profiles

bingo…

Worth a shot, she sounds fit!

Hell yea, string him/her along and post the replies on here RD 😉

Ask her for a picture. I think we all want to see what a real person from Maidstone looks like!

You’ll probably get a photo of the granny from Eggheads though.

“You’ll probably get a photo of the granny from Eggheads though”.

He might like that 😯

You have a chance for some Bob Servant style piss ripping here, do it, and keep us bang up to date!

what tyres for maidstone ….just reply with that

MTFU rOcKeTdOg and send me a response then!

What con_doms for Maidstone more like..

I have exactly the same email, but I got a second reply and pictures

Hi Guys, I googled sofia’s name and noticed your comments, so I joined your site to reply. I have had several letters and pics from ‘Sofia’ (gorgeous) and latest (today thursday) is an email saying that I can telephone her AT ANY TIME on +44 9059660017 checked this number and got two hits, Canada and India, she says she is in Madrid. How much would it cost me to phone this number on my orange mobile payg, or ‘talk talk landline? Don’t think i’ll risk it.
Bob Harding Dip. LCW (open)

I think we all want to see what a real person from Maidstone looks like!

I’m not sure about that, I used to watch No.73

gaby roslin wasn’t too bad

44 is the UK country code, so +449059 is an 09059 number:

http://www.phonepayplus.org.uk/For-The-Public/FAQ.aspx#09_numbers

09059
Live multi-party chat services costing up to 60p per minute

Only 60p a minute, from a landline. Maybe more from a mobile.

I bet (s)he’s worth it though.

More importantly: what bike do you ride? And what’s a Dip. LCW? And why have you used the term on an internet forum?

Dip.LCW (open) = Diploma in Literature and Creative Writing

you’re not kidding.

Stoner (Chainsaw safety cert. & 5m breasts stroke)

What sort of weirdo puts their qualifications at the end of their posts?

Grade 8 guitar, hmmmmmm, that’s it.

What sort of weirdo puts their qualifications at the end of their posts?

same sort that has to put dr at the front of their log in name ?

What a fool.

Allthepies Dip. SH*TE (Clenched)

BSc. </Rimmer>