I’m with z1ppy, jamj1974 is missing the whole point, although I have wholemeal but it’s on offer at Morrison’s at 2 for £1 so it qualifies as cheap

Oh for gods sake! I go away for the weekend, and I come back to this! Salad? Poncey salad even? Tartare sauce? Granary bread? What the hell is wrong with you people?! What?! Eh? Does your perversion know no bounds?

Ahem….. The perfect fish finger Sarnie when made properly could make god himself weep with joy. And god would tell you to shove your bloody granary bread, tartare sauce and rocket right up your jacksey! Do you want to upset god? Do you? Because that’s what you’re doing. You’re going to burn in hell for all eternity. And for what? For a pre-washed bagged salad! Think on…..

A fish finger butty consists of the following:

1) warburtons white thickest toastie bread
2) fish fingers – let’s be honest – any old crap will do
3) cheese singles – again – any old crap will do. Applied just before the end of cooking so slightly melted
4) tomato sauce (loads of…)

To corrupt this simple formula with any of your poncey middle class nonsense is to take a thing of beauty and destroy it! It’s like drop kicking a kitten into a pond!

Oh for gods sake! I go away for the weekend, and I come back to this! Salad? Poncey salad even? Tartare sauce? Granary bread? What the hell is wrong with you people?! What?! Eh? Does your perversion know no bounds?

Ahem….. The perfect fish finger Sarnie when made properly could make god himself weep with joy. And god would tell you to shove your bloody granary bread, tartare sauce and rocket right up your jacksey! Do you want to upset god? Do you? Because that’s what you’re doing. You’re going to burn in hell for all eternity. And for what? For a pre-washed bagged salad! Think on…..

A fish finger butty consists of the following:

1) warburtons white thickest toastie bread
2) fish fingers – let’s be honest – any old crap will do
3) cheese singles – again – any old crap will do. Applied just before the end of cooking so slightly melted
4) tomato sauce (loads of…)

To corrupt this simple formula with any of your poncey middle class nonsense is to take a thing of beauty and destroy it! It’s like drop kicking a kitten into a pond!

Well said! 8)

I bow down to you Lord binners 🙂

As OP, I’ll allow myself to elaborate on my sandwich a little:

10 adsa fish fingers (£1)
2 slices of warbertons seeded batch
Some proper butter I’d had in the fridge for ages…
A good splash of Heinz ketchup.

Today, for lunch I endulged on a bacon and egg sarnie…
3 rashers of thick bacon, 2 fried eggs on thick cut white bread.

The fishfinger sarnie was far better!

And, no, I’m not on a diet! Both were washed down with loads of cider 🙂

This weekend is great 🙂

I hope you put HP on that bacon sarnie….. 😕

hammyuk – Member
I hope you put HP on that bacon sarnie…..

Heathen! Daddies brown sauce not HP…!

Damn stw – I now need a fish finger sandwich (but quite fancy jamj1974’s version). I suppose I shouldnt complain its one of the cheapest ‘needs’ that I could have ended up with after reading threads on here!

Ketchup! Are you all 12? 😉 It’s got to be mayonnaise.

Susie – Member
…Are you all 12?

Mentally and emotionally – yes.

Z1ppy, Twoniner, Stavromuller and Binners.

I know where you will all be come the revolution and it won’t be behind the gun… 🙂

TBH I’m not convinced your part of the proletariat, with those fancy pants tastes… best keep quiet if I was you brother 😈

Who said it was a revolution of the proletariat…?

???????

🙁

evil western food – on this god forsaken isle, wow you really are pushing the boat out to make yourself welcome around here

*Drools*

At university after a heavy night at rock city a chap in our house came home pissed, put fish fingers under the grill then fell asleep in the living room. Grill caught fire and fortunately a medic was on shift and up at 4am and managed to put it out!

rob2, how old are you, (if you don’t mind me asking) and who did you live with? That sounds like a suspiciously familiar story that one of my Nottingham compadre’s tells about a house he lived in, somwhere between ’93 and ’96.

Had baked beans, fried eggs and fish fingers with toasts this afternoon … hmmm … top it up with chilli and tomato sauce.

Made some for lunch, lovely.

Happy now