If you had spilled ANY of it's pint you would have seen a totally different side to that badger
if it had been holding a pint nickc wouldn't have been able to remember the incident due to being blind drunk off the fumes
If you had spilled ANY of it's pint you would have seen a totally different side to that badger
if it had been holding a pint nickc wouldn't have been able to remember the incident due to being blind drunk off the fumes
Dude badgars r wikid tuff mofos if u valu ur ballsak leve them be they are totaly awsum hard dudes
(Shhh he doesn't speak english but we all pretend he's ok - care in the community)
Badgerhop...
like a Bunnyhop but able to clear a larger mammal
mate of mine hit a badger night riding, it bounced off the front wheel and got punted in to some bushes. We came around the corner to find mate on floor still clipped in with the following commentary:
" **** me i've twatted a badger".......
"ermmmm guys it's looking at me!"........
"F**king hell it's coming straight for me!"
He had to fend it off with a camel back until we arrived and it looked at us, made a snuffley sort of "yeh and I'd have you as well" noise and meandered off into the bushes.
I got "T" boned by one a couple of weeks ago, felt like getting hit by a 20 mph tree stump, not quite sure how I stayed on, probably the fear of getting ravaged by a pi$$ed off Badger
lol!
I like badgers, had one run out in front of me before on a night ride, as i was riding one handed at the time i'd have gone down like a sack of spuds if i'd have hit it
My 2 dogs took off after one the other night. Bloody fast it was and (luckily for them I suspect) got away through a fence. They probably just wanted to play. Stupid mutts
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