Anyone fit that description? We need a witness for a ballot paper.. and yes I know it’s late!

I know a Canadian in Wiltshire, that any help?

I like Wiltshire ham and my best mate lives in San Diego. I could get my gran to do it?

I’m stateless, but I think the Stars and Stripes is defo the best flag.

Any use?

Ok, how about anywhere in the South?

How deep south?

Just go to the Embassy, bound to be one there queueing outside.

How deep south?

Only about this far:

Just go to the Embassy that thar London, bound to be one there queueing somewhere.

Just go to the Embassy, bound to be one there queueing outside.

Americans? In Harpurhey? Are you sure?

Put ‘american shop Hampshire’ into google, then ring them up and ask if they have any real aMERICAN CUSTOMERS…

Why not check out some local line dancing clubs later? There’s bound to be one or two there. Actually…..they’re probably all from Burnley, but you’ll have learnt a new hobby

http://www.awsurrey.org/Home

You might get lucky…. (As may mrs grips if you run off to that USA….)
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This is a joke, btw..

Or hang around outside the American school in Cobham and i’m sure you’ll find one asap.

[Just up the drive on the RHS is a nice place to wait, apparently. Leave you parking lights on and shortly some one will be along and fill your box in for you. or something]

A friend of mine, Rachel, is American and has voted last week.
We are in Alton in Hampshire. Email in profile.

Or hang around outside the American school in Cobham and i’m sure you’ll find one asap.

[Just up the drive on the RHS is a nice place to wait, apparently. Leave you parking lights on and shortly some one will be along and fill your box in for you. or something]

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[Just up the drive on the RHS is a nice place to wait, apparently. Leave you parking lights on and shortly some one will be along and fill your box in for you. or something]

I thought you had to wait at the Wisley layby/in the woods for that sort of thing, near the dirt jumps ?

Will she vote for the candidates that I tell her to? Or have you already done that?

JeffWachowchow – ygm.

I’m in Sevenoaks, Kent if you don’t find anyone nearer.

Jef Wachowchow – Member
A friend of mine, Rachel, is American and has voted last week.
We are in Alton in Hampshire. Email in profile.

You should probably post photos so we can make sure she’s ‘legit’

Jeez, i seem to live in the middle of the dogging centre of the south if that’s true.

Odd then that the only encounter I’ve had of that type was on Tunnel Hill. One young gentleman was obviously choking because he had another kind man behind him attempting some sort of heimlich maneouvre. It was certainly vigorous, because both their trousers had fallen down.

Meanwhile in a bunker somewhere, Echelon has picked up the OP. Another 12 hours and I reckon a free package trip to somewhere feudal is in the offing.

Don’t answer the door!!

You should probably post photos so we can make sure she’s ‘legit’

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You should probably post photos so we can make sure she’s ‘legit’

You’re confusing them with Brazilians, I think

Classic STW. A page of smutty piss taking and two proper helpful posts. Thanks guys, Jeff’s friend has agreed to help 🙂

^ That should be known as the STW average. 😀