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  • I need a new job!
  • flyingmonkeycorps
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    Anyone got one for me?

    mikewsmith
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    Cup of tea milk no sugars….

    Off time find the Dilbert about the intern getting an intern

    wwaswas
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    beyond ‘flying monkey’ where do your talents lie?

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    hungrymonkey
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    my room needs a tidy – i’ll pay you in magic beans.

    i also need a job (in bristol).

    wwaswas
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    there’s lots of underemployed monkeys about.

    rudebwoy
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    is it bob -a -job week ?

    flyingmonkeycorps
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    Perhaps it’s our simian forthrightness?

    I’m a photographer mostly. Been toying with the idea of packing it all in and seeing if I can live off weddings for a while, sadly this isn’t really the right time of year to do it!

    But at the moment I’d do anything from scrubbing toilets upwards as preference to where I am.

    rudebwoy
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    Many moons ago, a leaflet came through the door, promising no job too small- anything considered, 24/7.

    I rang him at three in the morning abut a weed in my path that was bothering me– he was a bit non plussed and hung up, i gave him ten minutes and rang back– about that weed…. he slammed the phone down.

    flyingmonkeycorps
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    Well, on balance I probably wouldn’t hand in my notice for the promise of one toilet to scrub. So perhaps I’m not that desperate.

    ski
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    A mate of mine has carved a good living from offering ‘old fashioned’ wedding photography, using 5×4 plate camera’s producing high quality hand printed framed photographs in low numbers, but using modern rather than tradional style wedding poses.

    A different take to photography? Rather than your normal digital route?.

    wwaswas
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    A different take to photography?

    Maybe combined with your toilet cleaning round?

    rudebwoy
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    celebrity turds….

    Mackem
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    Teach English in Spain, plenty of work around. Find somewhere with good riding and you’ll be sorted. (so long as you dont have a family to support)

    rudebwoy
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    Funeral snapshots– at the wake i mean– with a non intrusive style you can capture great moments…

    rudebwoy
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    i have a very naughty idea– Burkha Porn….just shapes really, the rest is your imagination..

    BigJohn
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    I’d do anything from scrubbing toilets upwards

    I find it best if you scrub them downwards

    flyingmonkeycorps
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    I like the idea of alternative wedding photography… Plus I do enjoy working with film. Wonder if I could make a living doing Zenit weddings?

    Then cleaning the toilets afterwards.

    wwaswas
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    “Instagram wedding photography and toilet cleaning services”

    matt_outandabout
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    Go and move that Landrover and minibus for me from A-B-C, only 15 miles pedaling in the p*ss*ng rain to be able to do it.
    *puts kettle on again*

    rudebwoy
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    have you asked the more regular posters who ‘work’ and post here all day– they must know the score– getting paid to waffle

    uwe-r
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    Burkha Porn….just shapes really, the rest is your imagination..

    LOLs.

    What did TJ do? He had a lot of time on his hands.

    toby1
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    have you asked the more regular posters who ‘work’ and post here all day– they must know the score– getting paid to waffle

    *cough* IT middle management *cough*

    Guess what I do!

    🙂

    wwaswas
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    What did TJ do?

    Argue.

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