He was wearing a cat flap.

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Oh – you think that’s funny, do you?

Having a laugh at people who are dyls dsyl dyslxe can’t spell?

I use to be dyslexic but I’m ko now

Dyslexic alcoholic?
Choked on his own vimto.

an old one but a god one

Dyslexic atheist insomniac

lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog…..

There was the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.

And the dyslexic pimp who applied for a job in a warehouse.

If I was dyslexic, words probably couldn’t describe how I would feel about this thread. Not legibly, anyway.

As a member of the ZQG* I object to this thread.
*That’s the British Dyslexia Association

Some dyslexic parents have just beaten the living daylights out of Jimmy Somerville.

He was wearing a cat flap.

It’s not Mr Spooner is it?

If I was dyslexic, words probably couldn’t describe how I would feel about this thread. Not legibly, anyway.

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I am severly dyslexic and the other day I clicked on the ‘woburn Sands’ thread three or four times during the day, each time mistakingly reading it as ‘woodburn stove’ 😕

I’ve always secretly wanted to see a dyslexic dude punch one of them trendy folk wearing **** tee -shirts

I’m reporting this thread to the National Dyslexic Association.. DNA.

Non pc thread, but very funny 🙂

Dyslexics are teople poo!

Two dyslexic men walk into a bank shouting… “Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fu!c!kup!”

Old McDonald was dyslexic, OIEOI

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.

Q – Why shouldn’t you mock a dyslexic dwarf?
A – Its not big and not clever

Two dyslexic skiers. One says let zig zag down the slope.
No, the other one says its zag zig.
Tell you what says the first lets ask this fella.
Excuse me sir going down the slope do you zig zag or zag zig?
No idea he says, I’m a toboganist.
In that case can i have 20 B&H?

Dyslexic No. 1: ‘Can you smell Gas?’
Dyslexic No. 2: ‘What are you on about, I can’t even smell my own name!!’

Q – How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
A – What’s a blub?