… then there was a knock at the door, i opened it to find a transvestite dwarf standing there…. i thought, that was quick.

popcorn – the new name for dad jokes.

qwerty – Member

… then there was a knock at the door, i opened it to find a transvestite dwarf standing there…. i thought, that was quick.

I’m sorry but could you please use more politically correct nomenclature it’s 2017 and there is no need for such offensive locution.

Differently sized gender fluid (or non gendered, third gendered, gender queer, LGBTQA+) individual would be more suitable.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

No-one has ever paid to have a lentil on their face…

/\ my irritating colleague told that one the other day. Before asking us to explain it to her…