Post ride, wash bike and give it a GT85 spray over then go off and do other stuff. Just been back into the garage and had to take in a big, deep sniff…am I weird?

Not at all. Part of the ritual!

Just don’t call it a chain lube or you’ll be mocked for sure.

Just say no kids

As long as you’re not sniffing tyres or saddles! 😀
I don’t know what ever happened to the old Finish Line spray oil, it used to smell like pear drops (I know they still do spray stuff, it doesn’t smell the same as the stuff in the 90’s though).

see, if you lived in such small confined space as I, with 3 bikes and tools and bike crap all over the place, any bike related smell gets annoying. Bet your living room smells of flowers you ponce 😉 I want a bloody
garage.

They spray it on door hinges at work which either makes me smile or frown if it’s a short/long time until my next ride