The best bit of this story was the female presenter on BBC Breakfast having a giggling fit and really struggling to stop 😀

What is it with fish pins on the internet? When this finally runs out of steam please let minnow…

(“Sole left his body” I have narrowly in the lead.)

Stop it please, you’re giving me a haddock…

Kissing a fish though? Then again, everyone deserves someone to love.

I guess he was just fishing for a tench hun.

This story came through while I was on a first aid course, it was the ideal plaice to discuss it really, though it’d have been better if it’d come during hte CPR section rather than the omega 3 burns, I mean, superfishoil

You lot have no respect or compassion – I just hope he’s OK.
If anyone knows him, poisson my regards please.

Some of these fish puns are just cod awful!
Some of you lot just need to reel it in, you’re trawling the bottom now…

They must have wondered what was the manta with him. Any idea how his dog reacted, the porbeagle?

Now he’s recovered he probably feels squids-in.

Must have sore throat mussels.