get drunk, Horse her, do it again, and again till you get bored. don’t answer her calls ever again. Done it many times

philconsequence – Member

shibbo.. if she still looked 7 then kinda. how old is she now?

She’s 34 now. She’d weathered fairly well and I recognised her very easily from my memories of her as a child. She’d developed the requisite apendages that puberty tends to reward a woman with, though i did feel rather cheated by the fluid filled bra. WTF is that all about?? Talk about false advertising…

I think she’s a cop,

Filthy!

shes’s not all that clued up

Filthier!

and worst of all I think she’s the type that drinks those Blue fizzy Vodka things.

Even Filthier

She’s 34 now

Filthier than the portaloo’s at a Chilli convention!

Jebus, what are you, ghey or something?

Get in there, fill your boots and report back so the rest of us can be jealous!

*closes the CEOP tag in browser*

i grant you permission to carry on 😆

I’d say go for the ‘Crocodile Dundee Checkout’

Genius!

I have a similar dilema with a girl at my work…

I know what I want to do, and I know what I should do. They are not the same thing… what should I do?