Me and my mate were just moving some branches to get a bit of a trail going down the local woods, anyway he chucked one and the bugger got me right in the face/eye..

Anyone got any funny excuse as to why I have a black eye, so I can blag people tommorow? Cause no one will believe me for a second! 😆

your were giving a blow job and missed your mouth in the excitement?

No need, Kimbers. 🙁

No need at all.

Now, go and stand in the corner, and have a think about what you’ve just done.

No need, Kimbers.

Why not ?

I got the distinct feeling that Kimbers was talking from experience.

yeah weve all been there, right?

weve all been there, right?

Not yet kimbers, not yet.

But I’ll certainly take on board the risks and perils which you have so helpfully pointed out,
should I ever feel the inclination to give someone a nosh.

i did actually give nyself a black eye once, lifting my bike over a style, the bars swung round and i caught an xlite bar end cap in my peeper, hurt like **** and my eye was all swollen and red

How about your mate tossed his wood at you…

Oh! i see that’s already been done.

Kimbers, me too, them x-lite bar ends are bloody painful.

Gave myself a fat lip the other day when pulling on an arm warmer to ride home.

Don’t ask….

Black eye & split lip – chopping back Rhododendrons copped a branch in the face, they are sentient a tell you.

Tell them you face butted an oncoming truck to divert it away from a cute kitten right in its path.

The missus beats me? 😯