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Been for 3 number 2's so far this morning. Now I have a part of my body which is stinging like someone has just violated me with an industrial cattleprod. I'm nearly running to the toilet now.

Just thought I'd share my morning with all you STWers. 🙂

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Indeed!

I need some sort of soothing lotion.

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SUDOCREMME !!!!!!

PP – don't like your new bathroom much. 😉

I have to deal with sewage in my work sometimes but that's just vile!!

arse like the back end of the batmobile?

Have some strong coffee, that'll release the demons!!!

Same here, feel like i wiped my bottom with stinging nettles and wasps.

da da daar de dar du daaar

I did the same with a vindaloo, etc last night to fight off an oncoming cold. Worked a treat – no cold, but a ring of fire and slight gut ache. Worth it tho. Actually I just polished the rest of the curry off for elevenses (cold). hhhmmmmm

think of it as detox

and what public school was it you went to?