was wearing my flat cap and didn’t get hurt. amazing really. and the bugger that did it ran off.

also met this amazing looking bird whose name i couldn’t remember. she wandered off when i called her Marta, probably because that wasn’t her name (Marta is another amazing looking girl that i know… it seemed quite apt at the time)

i fell off my bike twice on the way home. first time in front of some group who kindly came over to see if i was ok. i then proceeded to try and convince some girl to come home with me and told the guy who proudly informed me he was french to sod off.

i fell over again when i was trying to see if the pedal would hit the floor if i put the inside pedal down when cornering. the pedal does strike the floor.
my knee hurts.

quite an evening.

I believe you may have been drunk.

Had sir been sipping a shandy?

Love this.

i dont remember getting home but i have a graze on my ear and what looks like the start of a black eye….im hoping i fell over. also, i appear to have dragged a soaking wet car seat home with me for some reason, no idea where i got that from. bloody six nations

clarify you rode your bike home drunk?

Nice work fella. Sounds like a good nightout was had.
Don’t tell him pike.

@ timc…. very

have told various friends not to let me ride home and tell me to leave the bike and get a taxi. alas, at the end of the evening they were not there to remind me.

i’m honestly amazed that i’ve not done myself any serious damage when cruising home pissed. i’m sure at some point i’m going to be stopped by plod. not a good thing considering they can take your driving license from you if you are found to be too drunk to walk.

clarify you rode your bike home drunk?

I find riding whilst really drunk much easier than walking!

Good work alpin 😀

I concur – the conservation of angular momentum works wonders!

I can ride better than I walk after a heavy night.

Just to clarify, police cannot take your car licence off you for riding a bike drunk.

I ‘think’ I can ride better drunk than walk. Rarely am i right 🙂

andymc – alpin doesn’t live (or drink or ride) in the UK

Just to clarify, police cannot take your car licence off you for riding a bike drunk

Err.. Alpin is based in Germany and I can assure you they certainly can!

Ah! Fair enough. I thought it was another urban myth about police powers! 🙂

Just to clarify, police cannot take your car licence off you for riding a bike drunk.

They can for those of us who live in Germany, well the legal system anyway, not specifically the police.

edit, I appear to be a bit late to this party.

So it’s decided then, we consult Holly.

Only joking!

who is Holly? don’t think i met her last night….

her name definately began with M.

🙁

Good work Alpin, I hope you also pissed somewhere inappropriate and ate something with your hands.

Only joking!

I did wonder if anyone would get that, thank you. (-:

Not sure if it has changed but when I lived in Germany you only lost your licence for a month (a month you could choose too, and it didn’t apply if you were abroad) for a first DD offence.

did we just encounter the end of the conversation cougar?! 😆

Br I deal with a guy in germany, he thought he was being hard done by with his elected month, it took awhile for me to convince him what his punishment in the uk would have been

Only joking!

I did wonder if anyone would get that, thank you. (-:[/quote]

Hang on i missed the end of the conversation.

so what is it?

*middle*. Sheesh.

Derailing the Internet since before Rick Astley, gotta love it.

Alpin, you couldn’t have been that drunk. You can remember how you got your injuries. 😀

drunk cyclist.com membership would like to get you on board I reckon!