I don't wear a watch.
This leaves me wondering..........
Do I have,
A. a huuuuuge willy 
B. No willy at all 
or,
C. no idea what time it is? 
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I genuinely feel quite sorry for you lot.................
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Posted 2 years ago #
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no offense intended bianchi boy but that falls way short of my definition of best wife in the world!
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Kimbers- I think you might be taking my comment a little too seriously! :0)
BB
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im urrently compiling a list of the 100 essential attributes she woudl require, then ill see how my missus compares
anything she fails on ill give her 1 week to shape up or its overand ill go looking for the right one*
(*once i have got out of casualty and my burst scrotum has healed sufficiently of course)
Posted 2 years ago # -
Aleigh - it does , it does indeed
Bianchi-Boy - Member
I'm sensing a lot of jealousy TJ, a lot of jealousy.
In your "sweeping generalisations" approach to life where does "a rather dull series of BMWs" pitch you?
BB
One thing I am not is jealous. My dull series of BMWs (motorcycles)means I am not interested in status / apearance at all but in capabilities and usefulness. Great intercity blasters
Posted 2 years ago # -
That's a seriously nice b'day pressie. Hoping for a black Planet Ocean myself one day.
Feeling the outpouring of love on the thread.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Sorry, but I think it's a nice gift. Omega watches are the most understated of all the premium watches and I'd be thrilled if my wife bought me one.
I appreciate quality craftsmanship in lots of things....besides, It's something you'd hand down to kids init?
...wouldn't shout about it on here though
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Apart from being maybe slightly more accurate, what's the advantage in an expensive watch? Genuine question? Is it just about having the right "name"? Personally I never wear a watch as there seem to be clocks everywhere these days.
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Omega watches are the most understated of all the premium watches and I'd be thrilled if my wife bought me one.
much like tescos value beans are the most underrated of all premium beans..... why when it comes to food stuffs does premium mean shit?
what's the advantage in an expensive watch?
what's the advantage in having an expensive car?
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Posted 2 years ago # -
@alpin
How did you get a pic of BB ?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Nice
After looking at their range BB I'm guessing you're of a certain age
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I like nice watches Seamaster for me as well as a few others, Cars well not really bought a flash one but fancy a decent Audi next as i drive to France evey month and see a big car as practical for that plus i earn my money so i defend the right to spend it how i like on what i lie, as for a small Co@k ? i would not fancy it rammed up my Khyber Pass.
To the OP enjoy your watch.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Sadly, my Omega Seamaster was shit. Especially when they announced it was obsolete after a year.
She should of got you a G-Shock.
I drive a Honda Jazz and have huge....
Posted 2 years ago # -
Jase, I certainly am of a certain age. I've always admired the Seamaster but when the kids were younger and the mortgage much bigger there was no chance but now that there is a little more money floating around Bianchi Towers we have decided to buy one or two treats for each other. You can't take it with you.
Daffy, I have a son that I would love to be able to gift it to one day.
BB
Posted 2 years ago # -
Especially when they announced it was obsolete after a year.
How the f*ck can a watch be obsolete?
Posted 2 years ago # -
confess I don't get expensive watches, other than for looks. No one will convince me they can appreciate the mechanism, it's just BS
She should of got you a G-Shock
You should have done an O level in English!
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am sure i have got the best wife in the world, mainly because she bought my giant anthem, ok so she wasnt too chuffed when i told her what i spent, but she is taiking to me again now....
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Mine is best - she cooks me dinner, bakes cakes a couple of times a week, brings cold beer, wears "interesting" underwear. Oh, she's just told me to look for a new bike if I want one.
Posted 2 years ago # -
When my GT was stolen my better half got me an Anthem X
Just the frame but that's all I wanted anyway. I am building it piece by piece
Posted 2 years ago # -
"Hmmm... interesting. I've had big watches and small watches. Does that mean I've varied in 'size'?"
Its flacido`clock.I shouldnt be replying to this.
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cynic-al - Member
confess I don't get expensive watches, other than for looks. No one will convince me they can appreciate the mechanism, it's just BS
She should of got you a G-Shock
You should have done an O level in English!
At least I'm sober now
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BoardinBob - Member
My wife is a pole dancing instructor. We've got a pole in the bedroom.WOW! That sounds lovely and tacky. Chavtastic!
Posted 2 years ago # -
OP- great pressie. I am jealous!
Posted 2 years ago #
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