Christmas market – airgun stall – missus see’s a Bear that apparently looks like me (huge crack addict looking eyes) – once in a lifetime opportunity for extra awesome sexy time. I told her I’d get it and proceeded to shoot out all the targets with each shot whilst everyone around me kept missing and the staff went red in the face. No sights either.

I’m now in her good books , always knew shooting would come in useful for something besides killing things.

Off to bed 8)

POIDH!

once in a lifetime opportunity for extra awesome sexy time.

With the bear ? 😯

Get it where you can; don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it.

I love your self-confidence. Sometimes I wish I was a girl so that I could seek you out.

Sounds painful.

So you got lucky twice? 🙂

But not so lucky that he didn’t have time to post on STW about it

the staff went red in the face.

Maybe you should have waited until you got home for ‘sexy time’?

But not so lucky that he didn’t have time to post on STW about it

Posting took longer than the deed (or am I projecting my abilities onto others again).

once in a lifetime opportunity for extra awesome sexy time

Your missus is Kylie Minogue and I’m claiming my £5.

or am I projecting my abilities onto others again

No, he’s still quite young.

I’m just hoping he knocked a safety one out before the date.