Test linky thing

The average resident of the United Kingdom drinks a total of about 11.6 litres of pure alcohol a year, making it the joint 24th heaviest-drinking country.
You are on course to drink about 6.2 litres of pure alcohol over the year, which is 62% less than the average for men in the United Kingdom, and 10% less than the average for women.

Cameroon.

It’s been a heavy week – I really can’t cope with this pace for much longer.

If you drank like this every week, in a year you would consume:

beer 1,040 pints
wine 208 glasses of wine
spirits 520 shots
Your drinking habits are unlike the average from any country.

edit: In a “normal week” I’m Gabon.

Togo

Kuwait, unsurprisingly.

Cameroon increasing to Romanian based on normal Christmas drinking

Kuwait.

Alcohol is an evil thing that does bad stuff and turns good people into bad people.

Does that explain the Syria situation?

Does that explain the Syria situation?

Maybe religion removes inhibitions much the same as alcohol…

I drink like a Viking.

It’s all about the style not the quantity.

Equatorial Guinea.

Saudi Arabia must be up there amongst the heaviest drinkers, being as it’s the biggest export market in the world for Scotch whisky.

Togo on average.

Kuwait

Vietnam – but I’ve been ill!

Portugal. Hmph. Must try harder.

Uruguay. But I’ve been working late all week.

In an average week, I appear to put Belarus to shame.

Up yours! Lukashenko!

Kuwait for me

Nobody from Belarus? 😯

Namibian…

You are on course to drink about 18.8 litres of pure alcohol over the year, which is 14% more than the average for men in the United Kingdom, and 172% more than the average for women.

Togo on average.

I’ve been to Togo. You need to drink much more than that to spend any longer there.

Kuwait for me too.

i demand a recount.

ok, post the recount i had misidentified five pints somewhere – belarus is still a dry country imo

Austria

For you the boozing is over!

Apparently -this week i’m Belarus.

Italy. I’m happy with that 8)

Malta.

Those malteesers don’t feature in the choices 😆

calculators broken /very strange?

8pts, 4 glasses & 1 shot = Namibian 33rd ranking

4pts, 4 glasses & 1 shot = Australian 18th ranking

Chad. The patron saint of noses.

Kuwait.

I’m like a couple from Belarus 😯

Equatorial Guinea – 86th lightest-drinking country in the world. It’s been a quiet week though.

Saudi Arabia must be up there amongst the heaviest drinkers, being as it’s the biggest export market in the world for Scotch whisky.

Sauce?

Big pile of monkey flop. As Dickyboy says it doesn’t make sense. Adding 2 pints can move you from Namibia to off the scale. Removing a shot can move you up the table.

Your drinking habits are unlike the average from any country.

But your closest match on overall consumption alone is Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world.

Normal week then

Aye Belarus – office do last night

Wasn’t my shiniest today

kuwait a normal week as I drank nothing again

Saudi Arabia must be up there amongst the heaviest drinkers, being as it’s the biggest export market in the world for Scotch whisky.

Complete pish.

Andorra, which is cool as I’ve been there.

Portugal 11th in the ranking it’s nearly Crimbo that’s my excuse and iam sticking to it 😀

Tuvalu. Everything in moderation, even Lidl Gin.