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  • I am in love with
  • organic355
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    oh yes hair getting shorter as are the kids lol

    Your kids are getting shorter?

    damo2576
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    What do I win?

    mastiles_fanylion
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    Tip…

    Tattoo ‘I love you till the end of time Dawn, may we make beautiful love together?’ on your head, leave your hair to grow then go in and ask for a grade one.

    If it doesn’t work you can grow your hair again as you will no longer have a need to go in any more.

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    CharlieMungus
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    surely your prize is an early morning call

    i.e. you get to wake up at the…

    emsz
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    No my mum isn’t Dawn. She’s very happily married as well!!

    Although I do know a Dawn who does hairdressing. Not a single mum though. Soz! ( also built for comfort not speed, as Chris mentioned once!! )

    TheSouthernYeti
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    emsz I might just start asking your mum ‘who does emsz love?’ she’s getting proper sick of me repeating ‘who’s the daddy?’ anyway.

    clubber
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    I’m called Dawn, I’m a single mum and I cut your hair, Al. Is it me?

    Did someone say ‘ear warmers’? 😉

    Irish_AL
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    CharlieMungus been sitting waiting for someone to come up with that one 😆

    Brown
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    I’m Dawn and so’s my mum.

    emsz
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    Yeti!

    Pervert

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Irish_AL – Member
    CharlieMungus been sitting waiting for someone to come up with that one

    Second place is first loser… 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I know… it’s great isn’t it?

    emsz
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    Wouldn’t be the same otherwise *kisses*

    Back to work 😥

    Whathaveisaidnow
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    Does she often ask, . . . “Do you want 1 round the back?”

    yam missing a trick! 🙂

    TheSouthernYeti
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpYN-NK54Y[/video]

    I’m actually an old romantic in real life. mwah.

    CharlieMungus
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    Does she often ask, . . . “Do you want 1 round the back?”

    Why not ask her for a number 2 all over, if you like that kind of thing

    Irish_AL
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    ho hum, perhaps my daughter needs her hair cut this weekend 😀

    enduro-aid
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    Dear lord man!! for the sake of your kids just ask her out!!

    do you thing they like bring dragged to the hair dressers every weekend and then turning up at school every monday looking like they are going bald!

    SaboteurCherie
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    Cougar
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    He’s gay as a window.

    How the geoff does one ascertain the sexual orientation of glazed wall openings?

    CharlieMungus
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    How the geoff does one ascertain the sexual orientation of glazed wall openings?

    I guess it might be possible if the opening lets wind through easily when it is supposed to be tightly shut.

    mmb
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    I’m in love with my hairdresser too! she’s about 20, fit as **** and her boyfriend’s a builder. I haven’t a clue what her name is and i don’t stand a bloody chance anyway! 🙁

    DrJ
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    I’m in love with the girl who makes my coffee in the morning, but her boyfriend is a police bodyguard, so my love has not yet dared to speak its name, hence my continued absence from hospital.

    poisonspider
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    How the geoff does one ascertain the sexual orientation of glazed wall openings?

    I guess it might be possible if the opening lets wind through easily when it is supposed to be tightly shut.

    LMFAO 😆

    geetee1972
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    but her boyfriend is a police bodyguard,

    Why do the police need body guards?

    ScottChegg
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    Hairdresser?

    I go to the barbers, because I am hetrosexual.

    bobfromkansas
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    Barber?

    i go to the hairdressers because i am hetrosexual.

    philconsequence
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    barbara? i thought we were talking about dawn?

    CountZero
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    My hairdresser’s in Bath, but she’s called Bev and she’s married. Fit, for her age, but I’m not in love.

    SaboteurCherie
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    Im in love with my dentist, he looks a bit like Super Man. I was mortified when he felt the need to show me how to floss.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I’m in love with myself. Problem is there isn’t room for both of us in the relationship.

    CharlieMungus
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    Then maybe you need to try the iDave diet

    rOcKeTdOg
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    He’s gay as a window

    emsz
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    I don’t know, seemed appropriate at the time 😆

    nicko74
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    This thread, for whatever reason, has me in stitches.

    My hairdresser is also called Dawn, is attractive, and is also a single mother. Do you live in Toronto Irish_AL?

    jools182
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    I remember being in love with my hairdresser

    only problem was I was 14 and she was in her 30’s

    and she did do that boobie rubbing thing, I’m convinced of it 🙂

    Bunnyhop
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    jools182 – that’s not love, just lust 🙂

    Cougar
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    Barber?

    i go to the hairdressers because i am hetrosexual.

    I’m heterosexual, and go to neither barber nor hairdresser, because I’m a long-haired git.

    PJM1974
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    I used to have a gorgeous hairdresser called Lois. She was lovely in all senses of the word, with long dark hair and had a taste in sports cars I quite appreciated too.

    I found out much later in life that my older brother was sleeping with her at the time.

    Respect.

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