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  • I am finally on the iDave diet
  • iDave
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    Is that like ketamine? I’m really shocked if it is.

    Yes, it’s like ketamine, in that the first three letters are the same. Just like carpet and Caravaggio.

    You should have more legumes MG, it’s not supposed to be a low carb diet.

    Note to DD – I did not suggest to MG that he buy wee-test strips, nor did I sell him any, nor do I intend to supply him with chick peas 😉

    Jamie
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    Is that like ketamine? I’m really shocked if it is.

    Yes BWD. EXACTLY like ketamine. If Molgrips doesn’t eat a raw potato within the next 3 minutes he will start crawling around on the floor.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Wow that looks complicated!

    What I want to know is… can I eat a whole bag of mini-eggs and not worry about it if I’ve done 50 miles on the bike?

    Jamie
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    What I want to know is… can I eat a whole bag of mini-eggs and not worry about it if I’ve done 50 miles on the bike?

    Only if each egg is eaten on an even number of miles.

    dirtygirlonabike
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    Yes, yes you can. Mini eggs = essential! As head of the convent you really shouldn’t have to ask such a question… 🙄

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Only if each egg is eaten on an even number of miles.

    And if they’re special iDave-supplied mini-eggs 🙂

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    *whispers to DirtyG* ‘sok I was just putting temptation in front of the fatties followers…

    Jamie
    Free Member

    And if they’re special iDave-supplied mini-eggs

    So what you’re saying is TSY should be eating Dave’s eggs?

    Keva
    Free Member

    The other thing is, this morning I did a pee strip test and I had moderate ketone levels. Does this mean I am not getting enough carbs overall?

    😯

    no, it means you’re pregnant.

    Kev

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    So what you’re saying is TSY should be eating Dave’s eggs?

    Directly.

    iDave
    Free Member

    my eggs are maxi-mega – none of this mini nonsense

    and they come pre-fertilised

    where do I sign?

    molgrips
    Free Member

    You should have more legumes MG, it’s not supposed to be a low carb diet.

    I suspected as much during the first week, but am not sure I cannot get any more of them down my gob without barfing.

    I read that the ketones could be due or at least exacerbated by having not eaten (it was before breakfast). Tried it after lunch (and no exercise, didn’t ride in today) and there was only a little bit of ketones.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Molgrips.

    Stop. Over-thinking. Things.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Why? You want me to pretend things are simple when they’re not?

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Well it seems to be working.

    The trousers I am wearing fit me at the waist snugly last time I wore them about three weeks ago.

    Now I am cinching in a good 1-2″ with the belt.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    I think iDave runs a clothing website for skinny minnies 😛

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Yep, but no polo shirts 🙁

    alexxx
    Free Member

    Shit I thought ketamine was on the iDiet I’ve just been looking at myself in 6th person for 8 hours… least I’ve lost an inch or 2 off my pant line..

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