nah m8 stay. dont worry bout these old d1cks.
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I am enjoying Mark Datz's contributions to the forum
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Posted 1 year ago #
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Please don't leave this is the best thread ever..
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Richard Vine was genius, I miss his contributions.
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Has he gone? I was hoping for another 100 page epic
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I nominate the first Friday of every month as Mark Datz Day.
then uz old d1cks can git darn wiv da kidz (I'm rubbish at this aren't I)
Posted 1 year ago # -
I think Mark Datz has been watching reruns of Da Ali G Show, he must be getting his material from somewhere!
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Shamelessly pinched from lolcat
Teh Mark Datz of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul
Yu ordered cheezburgerz,
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits.An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Mark Datz pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.
Forevur and evuhr. Amen.
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Oh hai, i dun a Mark Datz
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Now wash your hands
Posted 1 year ago # -
Mark: KEEP DOING YOUR THING PLEASE
It's not like a playground on here, more like a pub - lots of banter, some of it a bit sharp. Try not to take criticism personally. Regardless of why you type as you do, it's entertaining. So please keep doing your thing.
BTW. If you are PaddedFred in disguise, then grow up!
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Dammit Datz, you just made me snigger in a very quiet, open-plan office.
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its a wind up
My mom makes wikid good bacen berger with lodes of bacen and chess and fryed onyens and chily patato wedjes totaly awsum
from today
Posted 1 year ago # -
i got betar shit to do then hang with lame old dude
Like learning to spell, perhaps?
There's the door....
Posted 1 year ago # -
surely a **** take this is his inspiring picture from another thread
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5120249/marksfotos/1.jpg
pretty funny to be fair
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He does make a few good points.
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dam bare ppl b d1ssing datzter he shud chill in kaesae yard
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Mark Datz, you're my hero!
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Jolly phonics anybody? Give him a break - he might only be 5 years old.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Anyone remember Moz? Excellent trolling by the way
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My favourite:
Mark Datz - Member
Girls usuly won't talk to me buy ur frend sones nice so I wud ask her if she wants 2 woch a DVD and ete pizza then put sum moves on her ul nevar no if u don't tryPosted 1 year ago # -
Mark Datz - Member
u nede 2 use aryldyt 2012 2 glew the rimstrip to the rim it is wikid strong than u use aryldyt 2011 betwene the bede and the rimstrip so the bede dusnt role of of the rim if u do wikid dh and jumps befor u glew the tire on put fethers from a duckdown pilow inside the tire then put 250 cl of laytext seelint in so the fethers make the seelint stik to the sides of the tire it will neva go flat a mekanik at bike shop tolled me this its wikid awsum 4 dhMy favourite, half a duckdown pillow in each tyre when running tubeless, and tyres stuck on with Araldite.
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I'm sorry but that quoted post stretches credulity too far
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come on Mark, who are you?
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If Mark Datz is for real, as I believe the kids claim, may I suggest that we just become more and more posh to highlight the ridiculous nature of his articulation to comedic effect?
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simonfbarnes - Member
I'm sorry but that quoted post stretches credulity too far
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ghetto-tubeless-has-anyone-tried-glueing-the-rim-strip-to-the-rim
Sadly it's true, and he's repeated the duck feather technique in another thread today, I truly think he either does put feathers in his tyres, or belives that it works!Posted 1 year ago # -
Of course it's a joke persona. Jeez, some people on here are so out of touch they can't tell the difference between real youth speak and a faker!
It's probably David "Dave" Cameron trying to be down wiv da kidz.
Still pretty funny though
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no, I'm not buying it!
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At first I found him quite amusing but now i'm finding it all a bit monotonous. Surely he's not for real?
Apologies if you are.Posted 1 year ago # -
I had my first go at making the bike tubeless last weekend and it didn't quite work.
First thing tomorrow I'm going down the builders merchant for some Araldite (or Aryldyt) then over to the pillow merchant for some duck-feather pillows. Should be sorted in no time.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Richard Vine was just pure genius.
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edited
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How about this from yesterday?
Mark Datz - Member
No I'm not from bunff I dony lik germins there not bad peepel but I don't yndarstnd themPosted 1 day ago # Report-Post
Focus on the end of that sentence.....I don't yndarstnd them
.....and consider, for a moment, the irony.
Too much?Posted 1 year ago # -
He's a modern day Confucius.
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Is he yoda's son?
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Mark Datz - Member
Hav u tryed puting fethers in they mak seelent stikBushwacked - Member
fethers?Mark Datz - Member
Frum a dukBushwacked - Member
duk?Mark Datz - Member
Yo dude duk lik Kwak kwakBushwacked - Member
LOL!!!scruff - Member
Duks R cereal gang rappistz.Mark Datz - Member
Duks r chiks dude draks r dude duksscruff - Member
Lezza rapistz den.Mark Datz - Member
WTF
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I have never laughed so hard at anything on the interwebs as the above "conversation."
If it were up to me, Mark Datz would have a column in Singletrack.
Keep up the good work son (to translate: Kepe uhp teh gud wurk sun)Posted 1 year ago # -
It's a troll for sure, Like leggyblonde said it's a possibility some of the "older" members of the forum or those too priviliged to have been "exposed" to innercity uthes [sic] are too blind to see when they're being had. Or playing into his hands in his joke to himself and possibly some knowing others, at how middleclass we all are!
In any case all this thread, (well the majority of the continuation anyway (no offence to the original poster)) has done, is make his nuggets of street knowledge less funny. Just let the rappscallion continue to brighten up our collective days.
Either that or start listening to some hip hop so you can "recognise the real from the fake" na mean!
Posted 1 year ago # -
LOve ya mark, keep it reeeeel.
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Mark Datz FTW!
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nun taykun
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