Hell, I don't understand any of that.
It would appear I'm no longer 'street'. I'm 'butterz'... 
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I am enjoying Mark Datz's contributions to the forum
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Posted 2 years ago #
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According to his profile he's a student. Of what?
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Quite clearly it is not a language related study. I have only just come across the literary gems that are DatzSpeak and it's rather brightened my morning.
I only hope it is a troll, for if not I fear very much for the future of civilized society.
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WTF is the peepel on thi foram it's like been at scool with nerdy diks doing lame bullsht all the rme u dudes blow i got betar shit to do then hang with lame old dude
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Mark, can i introduce my daughter to you?
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nah m8 stay. dont worry bout these old d1cks.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Please don't leave this is the best thread ever..
Posted 2 years ago # -
Richard Vine was genius, I miss his contributions.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Has he gone? I was hoping for another 100 page epic
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I nominate the first Friday of every month as Mark Datz Day.
then uz old d1cks can git darn wiv da kidz (I'm rubbish at this aren't I)
Posted 2 years ago # -
I think Mark Datz has been watching reruns of Da Ali G Show, he must be getting his material from somewhere!
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Shamelessly pinched from lolcat
Teh Mark Datz of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul
Yu ordered cheezburgerz,
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits.An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Mark Datz pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.
Forevur and evuhr. Amen.
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Oh hai, i dun a Mark Datz
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Now wash your hands
Posted 2 years ago # -
Mark: KEEP DOING YOUR THING PLEASE
It's not like a playground on here, more like a pub - lots of banter, some of it a bit sharp. Try not to take criticism personally. Regardless of why you type as you do, it's entertaining. So please keep doing your thing.
BTW. If you are PaddedFred in disguise, then grow up!
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Dammit Datz, you just made me snigger in a very quiet, open-plan office.
Posted 2 years ago # -
its a wind up
My mom makes wikid good bacen berger with lodes of bacen and chess and fryed onyens and chily patato wedjes totaly awsum
from today
Posted 2 years ago # -
i got betar shit to do then hang with lame old dude
Like learning to spell, perhaps?
There's the door....
Posted 2 years ago # -
surely a **** take this is his inspiring picture from another thread
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5120249/marksfotos/1.jpg
pretty funny to be fair
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He does make a few good points.
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dam bare ppl b d1ssing datzter he shud chill in kaesae yard
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Mark Datz, you're my hero!
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Jolly phonics anybody? Give him a break - he might only be 5 years old.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Anyone remember Moz? Excellent trolling by the way
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My favourite:
Mark Datz - Member
Girls usuly won't talk to me buy ur frend sones nice so I wud ask her if she wants 2 woch a DVD and ete pizza then put sum moves on her ul nevar no if u don't tryPosted 2 years ago # -
Mark Datz - Member
u nede 2 use aryldyt 2012 2 glew the rimstrip to the rim it is wikid strong than u use aryldyt 2011 betwene the bede and the rimstrip so the bede dusnt role of of the rim if u do wikid dh and jumps befor u glew the tire on put fethers from a duckdown pilow inside the tire then put 250 cl of laytext seelint in so the fethers make the seelint stik to the sides of the tire it will neva go flat a mekanik at bike shop tolled me this its wikid awsum 4 dhMy favourite, half a duckdown pillow in each tyre when running tubeless, and tyres stuck on with Araldite.
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I'm sorry but that quoted post stretches credulity too far
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come on Mark, who are you?
Posted 2 years ago # -
If Mark Datz is for real, as I believe the kids claim, may I suggest that we just become more and more posh to highlight the ridiculous nature of his articulation to comedic effect?
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simonfbarnes - Member
I'm sorry but that quoted post stretches credulity too far
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ghetto-tubeless-has-anyone-tried-glueing-the-rim-strip-to-the-rim
Sadly it's true, and he's repeated the duck feather technique in another thread today, I truly think he either does put feathers in his tyres, or belives that it works!Posted 2 years ago # -
Of course it's a joke persona. Jeez, some people on here are so out of touch they can't tell the difference between real youth speak and a faker!
It's probably David "Dave" Cameron trying to be down wiv da kidz.
Still pretty funny though
Posted 2 years ago # -
no, I'm not buying it!
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At first I found him quite amusing but now i'm finding it all a bit monotonous. Surely he's not for real?
Apologies if you are.Posted 2 years ago # -
I had my first go at making the bike tubeless last weekend and it didn't quite work.
First thing tomorrow I'm going down the builders merchant for some Araldite (or Aryldyt) then over to the pillow merchant for some duck-feather pillows. Should be sorted in no time.
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Richard Vine was just pure genius.
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