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Light the blue touch paper and retire a minimum distance of 600 yards.

Do not return to a lit rocket launcher.

On a similar note, I was watching the news reports last night as they had close up shots of people firing guns and commented to SWMBO that the cameraman was taking a bit of a risk where he was – she suggested he had a long lens, but then the reporter popped up in shot right next to people firing guns. I hope they’re getting danger money, and just waiting for the reports of journos getting killed!