annnyway. Under 18s can ride as long as they’re accompanied by an adult (that’s you) at ALL TIMES. Obviously Richpips and Tom are ok cos they’re on a tandem.
You’ll also need to sign a disclaimer.
And enter the race. ]
Boo hiss! Who am I going to stop and have a chat too now? 😥
In other news, its been raining pretty much unceasingly for about a week now, and shows no signs of stopping. I think it might be a tad slippy underfoot
Bike welly boots arrived yesterday, shorty and beaver, though not sure anything short of a half track will be enough…
Binners, I’ll be stopping at a great many points throughout the race to cough up a lung have a natter, I may not be as sparkling a conversationalist as bunnyhop though…
Looking forward to this now. Mud tyres very much in place – not that I expect it to make much difference. I’ll be on a Boardman Pro, with a pistonheads jersey probably – say hello!
Well this morning I started my training programme in earnest. I nipped out for a jaunt and after a couple of miles my bike looked like this:
I believe the term is ‘claggy’. Though this is a massive improvement on “I’m not ****ing going out there in this!”, which its been for the last two weeks. Its going to be carnage! 😀
But I did manage to get my bike decked out with my sponsors logos….
Something to provide me with motivation, and keep me like TOTALLY stoked! 😀
I’ll see your rubber ducks and raise you a squeeky chipmunk i’ve just put on my bars, to save me constantly shouting ‘ELITE RACER COMING THROUGH!!!!’ 😀
I’ve just had a major component of my prerace nutrition plan, some (bloody lovely) pork and black pudding pie. Left over Colin the caterpillar birthday cake later.
Might have some sports biscuits later too. Because affaleet.
Is gammon, egg, chips and beans, washed down with Shiraz technically classed as carb loading? If not, then a double sausage and egg macmuffin in the morning is, right?
Unfortunately I’m not going to make it! My hip flexor went on me on Tuesday! 🙁 I’m only just able to get in & out the car without being in serious pain! The thought of riding a bike for 2 hours doesn’t bear thinking about! Gutted!!
High protein, carbs and fibre, bloody hell binners, that’s practically trying! Your cover is blown, I’ve long suspected you’re actually an elite rider who’s super modest before a race, then tears the legs off everyone. Even pre riding the course!
I assume your mcmuffin will be laced with something from a predelivered Tupperware box?
Guinness and steak pie with chips. That’s carb loading right??
Now off? to the shop to stock up on Jelly babies to eat and share with the Marshalls on my way round (any excuse for a breather!)
Bloody hell Hells, that’s not good! 😥 Hope you get sorted soon
Vicky, no mater how unfit you (think you) are, you’re in serious competition here. Everyone gets a honk of the chipmunk as they lap me (again!). I suspect you’ll hear it repeatedly! 🙂
Cheers binners! Live to ride another day. Got my annual trip to HONC in 2 weeks, so I have to be sensible about this one!! Currently treating it with combination therapy; Ibuprofen & beer!! It’s feeling much better today than earlier in the week so I seem to be on the mend!
I’ve been marking out the course all afternoon – and I can report that the course (apart from a couple of perma-bogs) is DRY and FAST.
And I’ve caught the sun.