Sadly last night a poor little doormouse from a newly seperated mother,decided he would try to see his biological father, on approaching the new road, and not haveing been to mouse school,he failed to either read or note the new bilingual mouse crossing signs, he decided to cross the new road at road level.
Thankfully an environmentally conscious moutainbiker saw baby mouse, trying to cross the road, stopped got his large lunch box out and carefully lifted Baby mouse into the new home his lunch box.
He carried the lunchbox carefuly across the road and opened the box, the little mouse looked up and tweeped a thankyou,the mountainbikers face lit up at the thought of helping a poor little animal,as the little mouse ran off, he was chased by the local scally cat, and eaten, scally cat then meowed a thankyou for the warm takeaway.
The moral of this story is if you dont educate the baby mice, and keep cuting back on the education budget,then all youll get is fat cats.