Forget the Heimlich manouvre, just remove the vet’s bill from their hand 😯

Guinea Pig Cancer’s a bitch.

Dr Hindsight says, always have insurance.

A golden eagle could have snatched it out of your hand, and flown off, making you an internet hit.

Could have been hamster AIDS, Stoner.

J thrust if they wont let go of the death gripp on that bill….

A golden eagle could have snatched it out of your hand, and flown off, making you an internet hit.

Now we know that was fake, let’s never talk of it again.

Remove hands from around their throat.

I do have insurance – thank god, but even the excess is a bit hair raising 😡

Take your foot off their throat?

I’ll never forget the fear I felt when my 2yr old started choking on an ice cube in his orange squash.

Luckily the wife had just boiled the kettle.

Aye a good cup of tea sorts everything out!