This lady has the most Star Wars-y name imaginable, but I’m afraid she has some bad news about lightsabers.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TEx_Z9uI4#t=44[/video]

Actually, i like the cut it length ways idea! Do the whole bike down the middle Damien Hirst stylee, then hang it on your garage wall as a trophy 😉

Throw it under a lorry, take a photo and use it for the CRC replacement and the insurance replacement.

I may just have fallen in love with Lia Han… 😯

no one suggested blow torch? you lot have lost your sense of excess!

no_eyed_deer – luckily she’s included her email address at the end of that for you to try and chat her up 🙂

[stalker] I know! [/stalker]

… nope – I’m just too scared! 😳

If the OP wants, I can Photoshop a crack in the TT.

…I will also mend the bottom bracket via the same method 8)

Whats’ she gonna do that you’d be scared of??

Oh wait – LASER expert, fair enough…

Sorry am I being dull (very high probability), but why do they want you to cut through it?

To provide entertainment for STW.

why do they want you to cut through it?

to prove it is beyond repair/use. Saves them havign to pay return postage for something they’ll just scrap.