Lost my jeans? I’ve pulled the house apart. I’ve even started searching the same places twice. No understand.

I’m not interesting enough to have come home without my trousers on without noticing.

If anyone has seen them please can you let me know.

that weird guy from up the road will have nicked them along with one of your shirts -he’s now parading round, fwapping off pretending to be you!! 😯

north mancs chav pikeys have nicked em off the line.

hora and binners were seen in your area this arvo……….. 😉

have you checked the top of your head, thats where I usually find my glasses when I’ve lost them

have you no wife to ask?

Billy, Frank and Dusty would like to say a few things about a pair of blue jeans….

Are you wearing them??

Cough, men of a certain age. cough, shouldn’t really be wearing jeans 😀

Bunnyhop – Member
Cough, men of a certain age. cough, shouldn’t really be wearing jeans

I am not yet, I believe, of a certain age, but I have not owned a pair of jeans for over 15 years.

CF. If you don’t wear jeans, what on earth do you wear, when fettling?

Bunnyhop – Member
Cough, men of a certain age. cough, shouldn’t really be wearing jeans

Waddayamean?

Bunnyhop, for fettling, I am mostly wearing latex…

😉

Serious mode – I have a selection of sailing/walking trews for that sort of thing. Or I get the LBS to fettle for me!

Action slacks are the way forward.

You’re wearing them dude.

I’m not interesting enough to have come home without my trousers on without noticing.

I salute both your self-awareness and your turn of phrase. 🙂

I think you left them in Croatia mate.

Found ’em! Hurrah!

where were they? under the fridge, I bet!

where…..WHERE WERE THEY?

They were… ahem… hanging up in the wardrobe. 😳

Well it is no wonder you couldn’t find them – who the hell hangs up jeans in a wardrobe?

Exactly. They belong on the floor by the bed, on your legs or in the washing machine.

Hung up! I’ll have to have words with the staff.