For the few of you still requiring confirmation- it's now official. I don't even need to leave the comfort of my own home, to injure myself.
RudeBoy's Top Tip: When trying to remove the stone from an avocado half, don't stab the stone with a very sharp knife, to lever it out, as the knife may slip, and stab you in the finger. In fact, my mummy says it might actually be better not to use a knife at all, but a spoon instead, as this may be slightly less dangerous.
Hmm, that stung a bit, ah well, bung a plaster on it. It'll be ok.
Er, actually, that's a bit messy, and now the bathroom is splattered with red stuff. Possibly might need looking at, that. Oh dear, A+E Minor Injuries Unit, then...
'Ah, Mr RudeBoy; let's have a look at that.. shoon't need stitching...oh, hang on, it might, actually'.
Ow. It's a little bit hurty now. RudeBoy's mummy thinks RudeBoy's been 'very silly'.
Is there any hope?